no way, dude. I wiped that shit off in the police car. There was no way i was gonna take the chance of ending up in jail w/ either hearts or "sweet ass" written on me. i ain't no fool(despite all this evidence to the contrary...)
My new friend! You like my writing and have also been cited for public nudity! I only have one word for you: metal. You, sir, are so freakin' metal my teeth hurt. Do you wanna make out?
note to paul: this is NOT an acceptable birthday gift. you owe me BIG! don't think i'll forget - remember? 4 ponies? pretty colors? or at least something equally pretty and entertaining and expensive for all that i've put up with from you - next time you say "look what i got for your birthday!" i expect to be handed much more than an arrest citation.
speaking of, did you get that other ticket figured out yet? you better get all this straightened out soon, because i'm anxiously awaiting my birthday gift :-D
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speaking of, did you get that other ticket figured out yet? you better get all this straightened out soon, because i'm anxiously awaiting my birthday gift :-D
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