guess my balls let me down...

[pdpaul]

It's official, too

Comments

[sharonstrokes]

Did you see me just post a lyric to this song in response to one of your posts? I hadn't read this yet! OBVIOUSLY someone is psychic here.

PS: I cant do hookups either. It starts to wear you down really quickly really fast.

[sharonstrokes]

I think maybe it's a maturity thing. Like after awhile you realize that you need more than a warm body for a night and you'd actually like some company and conversations. And yes! Congratulations, Paul! You're the breastest! ;)

Don't hate

[sharonstrokes]

Yes Paul, congratulations on your entry into the "Class of Officially Nice Guys," more commonly known as "Losers", "Suckers", and/or "Unfuckables".
Any news on whether you'll finish at the top of your class, "Magna Cum Never Again"?

[loki01]

Hookups just make me feel shitty in the end. I hate being that guy!

[hyrukpyo]

Well in hookups defense, that's how i met my husband. BUT! neither one of us was drunk or in a bar. Our friends tricked us into going to Applebee's all together, and "hooking us up" that way. soooo....that's all i gots to say bout' that

[feelgreymustgo]

ha! its so funny, we've both reached that point in our love lives. so this means i won't expect to get laid on our date? damn...

[pdpaul]

hmm, not unless you're buying. i'm not that easy.

REGULATORS!.... Mount up.

[feelgreymustgo]

AB fucking C. ALWAYS BE CLOSING!

[clarence_carter]

dude, sorry about your balls...