My friend Daphne has an ex named Gil, but he's french so you pronounce it Jill, so we always made fun of him and called him the gimp, because he has a limp from muscle loss in one of his legs, and when he went to a club in Ybor one time a guy attacked him, ass raped him, and stuck twigs in his peepee hole, and his aol screenname used to be Gildo (pronounced Gil-do), because he realized that Jill was for a girl here in the U.S of A, and for some odd reason he thought a reference to Dildos in his screenname would help him pick up chicks after Daphne dumped him........yeah
Ok, Paul, I am going out of town for the weekend, so A) HA! in Japan I am as old as you for two days this year! And B) Happy birthday!!!!! I miss you too, but no worries, I'll see you in August.
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Seriously you should get that checked out. Pain = bad!
Usually at least.
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My friend Daphne has an ex named Gil, but he's french so you pronounce it Jill, so we always made fun of him and called him the gimp, because he has a limp from muscle loss in one of his legs, and when he went to a club in Ybor one time a guy attacked him, ass raped him, and stuck twigs in his peepee hole, and his aol screenname used to be Gildo (pronounced Gil-do), because he realized that Jill was for a girl here in the U.S of A, and for some odd reason he thought a reference to Dildos in his screenname would help him pick up chicks after Daphne dumped him........yeah
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