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pdpaul

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Feb 11, 2005 06:25

hey remind me again what are the magic answers to get me out of jury duty?

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sharonstrokes February 11 2005, 05:05:15 UTC

1) That guy is OBVIOUSLY guilty!

2) Yeah! I knew him in high school!

3) *insert some racist or sexist remark here*

4) I would answer your question but I am SOOOO drunk!

5) I believe that I am God and everyone is GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!!!

chrisishardcore February 11 2005, 05:37:33 UTC

i haven't paid my rent and am about to get evicted

pdpaul February 11 2005, 12:38:41 UTC

nah, the truth is never the best option. thanks though, anonymous stranger.

ataraxia33 February 11 2005, 15:33:41 UTC

tell them you smoke reefer... TONS!

pdpaul February 13 2005, 18:24:57 UTC

easy, i DO!

pdpaul February 13 2005, 18:25:21 UTC

although i can't find that part on the questionairre. dang!

anonymous February 16 2005, 22:21:41 UTC

If Pauly Shore couldn't get out of it, neither can you.