M&M and Skittles: The Secret Mission!
M&M and Skittles: The Secret Mission!
Disclaimer: Don't own, Don't sue
Summary: Pierre and David are on a secret mission: to bring together the insanely oblivios duo of Chuck and Sebastien!
Couples: Chuck/Seb (main) Pierre/David (hints of)
Chuck sighed contently as he stared at a sleeping Sebastien. The others were out enjoying San Francisco on this summer day. What Chuck didn't know, was that Pierre and David weren't enjoying the day with Patrick and Jeff. The two of them were standing right outside the bus windows, peering in. They watched with attentive eyes (well, David did at least. Pierre was falling asleep standing up) as Chuck ran a hand through Seb's long bangs.
Chuck sighed again and went to his own bunk, falling asleep almost immediatley.
David nudged Pierre awake and kneeled down out of the line of vision. He giggled insanely as invisible devil horns sprouted from his head. "I told you Chuck likes Seb! I told you!"
Pierre nodded sleepily and slid down the side of the bus until he hit the ground. "Right right. Can we go now? I want to get lunch before I starve."
"No! We must get them together!"
"David, are you sure we can't leave this up to them? This is their life you know."
"Don't care! They'll never get together on their own. Don't you see man?! We HAVE to help them!"
"Will we get lunch?"
"Yeah. Ice cream?"
"Kay."
The two of them headed off.
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After lunch, the two of them decided on their plan of action.
"I think we should just lock them in a closet." Pierre monotoned boredly.
"No!" David screeched. "We must be subtle about this. Be to straight forward and they'll run."
"You want subtle? Fine. We're going to a hotel tonight, so leave everything to me."
David glared at his friend in suspicion, "What are you going to do?"
"Just wait and see, bunny."
David snapped his fingers. "That reminds me, we need codenames!"
Pierre stumbled back from his booming voice, "C-codenames? For what?"
"Just because it sounds better." The younger man shrugged.
"Fine. I'm M&M, your Skittles."
David threw his arms around his neck, "Brillant Pierre! From now on, we are the matchmaking team of M&m and Skittles!"
Pierre waved around imaginary flags, "Yay."
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When Chuck awoke, he blinked when a set of hazel eyes appeared in his vision. "Chuckles! Wake up, we're at the hotel."
Chuck nodded, "Alright David. I'll be down in a second."
David shook his head, "Pierre's already got your bags, and Jeff's got your room key."
Faint dissapointment flooded through him. "Oh, so i'm rooming with Jeff?" Chuck asked, sliding down from his bunk.
"No, I just said thaht he had your key. Your not rooming togther. No, wait, yes you are. Sorry."
Chuck glared at him angrily, "That wasn't funny David."
"Oh shut up and get dressed Chuckles. We're leaving in about 15 minutes."
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Pierre grinned to himself as a disgruntled Chuck climbed down from the bus. The drummer made his way to Jeff to get his key to their room. Jeff caught Pierre's eye and gave him a thumbs up. Yes, the plan was going according to plan...
David was last off the bus, eating the candy Pierre named him after. Pierre walked over and whispered something in his ear.
Chuck was suspicous. First, David made that slip on the bus, now Pierre's whispering to him? Something must be up. No wait, their just making out again...
Seb glanced worriedly at the frummer, frowning at the sudden downcast look on his face. "Are you okay Chuck? Wanna talk about anything?"
Yeah, my feelings for you "No thats okay Seb. Nothings wrong." Why do I always end up lieing to him?
"Are you sure?" Please say no, I want to talk to you some more...
"I'm sure. Thanks though." Why'd I say that?! Idiot! (*mentally kicks himself*)
"Oh, okay then."
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David smiled to himself as Pierre attacked his neck with kisses. "Phase One is complete. What-Oh, don't stop!-next?"
Pierre worked his way up to his jaw. "Now, you just leave everything to me."
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That night, all the band members were asleep in their beds. Are, were SUPPOSED to be asleep. Chuck shoved his head under his pillow as he listened to the sounds coming from the next room.
"Harder Pierre! Harder!"
"Fuck David! Your so tight!"
Okay, thaht was something I did NOT need to hear. Why the hell won't they let me sleep?! And how can Jeff be sleeping through this?!
Sure enough, the bald guitarist was sleeping peacefully in his bed, oblivious to the sounds from the next room.
"David! Oh god I'm gonna-"
"Shit!"
With two final screams, the bed stopped bouncing against the walls. Chuck sighed, he could finally get some sleep! Silence came over the two rooms, broken suddenly by Pierre.
"Wanna go again?"
"I thought you would never ask."
Chuck was on the point of screaming when the noises started up again. A knock on the door robbed him of that right. Throwing a look at Jeff (the idiot was still sleeping), he rose to open the door.
Sebastien was standing there in his boxers and overshirt, blanket clutched to his chest. "Chuck, d'you wanna come over to my room? Just for tonight I mean. You can't hear them much from my room."
Chuck hugged Seb, "Thanks man, your a lifesaver!"
"Really? What flavor?" Seb asked excitedly.
Chuck laughed. "Your a dork, but I would have to say cherry."
"Yay!"
Chuck shook his head and stepped into the hallway, shutting the door behind him. "You don't know how much I love you for this."
"Don't worry about--"
A pair of hands pushed the two of them into a suddenly open broom closet. The door shut behind them and was deadbolted into place.
Chuck immediatly lunged at the door and tried to break it down. "Let me out! Whoever did this will pay when I get out of here!:
A girlish giggle erupted from the other side, "Calm down Chuckles! Don't get your panties in a bunch!"
"David?!"
"Yeah Chuckles?"
"How did you--How are you out here when you and Pierre are--"
"Honestly Chuck, are you that stupid?" Pierre's voice rang out.
A light clinked on in Chuck's head, "You guys recorded yourselves having sex?!"
"Bingo!"
Seb latched onto Chuck's waist, hiding his face in the crook of his neck. "Chuck, I'm scared."
"It's ok Seb, we'll get out of here."
Pierre laughed loudly, "Not until you guys confess to each other!"
"Yeah!" David agreed.
Chuck blushed as Seb looked up at him, "What are they talking about Chuck? Confess what?"
With a final glare at the door, Chuck sat down with Seb in his lap. The young guitarist looked at him with a sparkled in his eyes.
Chuck nearly lost his nerve right then. "I, uh, I'm..."
Seb leaned upwards and planted a kiss on Chucks' lips. He pulled away after a few seconds. "Do you mean something like that?"
Chuck stared at him with a shocked expression on his face, unable to form any words. The younger man took his silence the wrong way, and tears began to fall down his cheeks.
"I'm sorry! I can't help if I feel this way! Please don't hate me Chuck!"
The drummer raised a hand, and Seb flinched back, afraid he was going to get hit. Instead, Chuck placed the plam of his hand gently on the other's cheek, wiping away the tears that fell. "Seb, look at me."
Sebastien hesitantly looked up from through his long bangs. Chuck raised his head the rest of the way, heart breaking when he saw the fear in the other's eyes. "Seb, I promise I will never hate you."
"Do you mean that?" the younger one asked softly, voice catching in his throat.
"I do." Chuck's hand had begun tracing his jawline. "On the contrary Sebastien. I promise to love you forever and ever."
"You, love me?"
"Yes I do. Very much so."
Seb teared up again and buried his face in the others chest. The frummer hugged him close, leaning his head against his. "Seb, please don't cry."
"I'm crying because I'm happy. I love you too Chuck, and I always will."
Chuck pressed a kiss to his head and cradled him gently.
They stayed like that for a while, Chuck protectively and possesively holding the love of his life against his chest. Sebastien was happy just being held, and nuzzled his cheek against the other's chest.
"Chuck?"
"Yes, love?"
"Would you kiss me if I asked you to?" Seb pulled away and looked Chuck in the eyes.
Chuck, of course, smiled, and pressed his lips against Sebs. "Whatever you want. I'll kiss you even when you don't ask." Seb parted his lips in quiet invitation.
The drummer took it, and started exploring his new found territory. Seb moaned softly as his tongue was massaged by another. "Chuck..."
Chuck pulled away, "Yes?"
"I love you. So much more than you'll ever know."
Chuck just smiled, and crushed Seb to him, kissing him once again. The guitarist traced patterns on the heated flesh under the oother's shirt.
Neither had a care in the world.
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Pierre smiled to himself outside the closet, congradulating himself for a job well done. He expected David to be jumping on him with excitment, but nothing came. David was sniffling to himself, and wiped the back of his hand over his eyes.
"Dave, what's wrong? Did something happen?"
"No, I'm just really happy for them!" he cried.
"Aww, poor baby." Pierre pulled David over and wrapped an arm around his waist. "Let's go back to our room. We can replace the tape that's playing."
"Alright. I love you Pie."
"And I love you, my little Skittles."
David smiled at him as they went to their room, forgeting about the locked closet.
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An hour or so later, Chuck and Sebastien were trying to get out of the closet.
"Guys?"
Silence.
"Guys?!"
"I think they forgot about us Chuck."
"PIERRE!!!"
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END OF M&M AND SKITTLES: THE SECRET MISSION!
Like it? Hate it? I personally think it sucks, but hey, whatever. Tell me what you think!
Lyric
Disclaimer: Don't own, Don't sue
Summary: Pierre and David are on a secret mission: to bring together the insanely oblivios duo of Chuck and Sebastien!
Couples: Chuck/Seb (main) Pierre/David (hints of)
Chuck sighed contently as he stared at a sleeping Sebastien. The others were out enjoying San Francisco on this summer day. What Chuck didn't know, was that Pierre and David weren't enjoying the day with Patrick and Jeff. The two of them were standing right outside the bus windows, peering in. They watched with attentive eyes (well, David did at least. Pierre was falling asleep standing up) as Chuck ran a hand through Seb's long bangs.
Chuck sighed again and went to his own bunk, falling asleep almost immediatley.
David nudged Pierre awake and kneeled down out of the line of vision. He giggled insanely as invisible devil horns sprouted from his head. "I told you Chuck likes Seb! I told you!"
Pierre nodded sleepily and slid down the side of the bus until he hit the ground. "Right right. Can we go now? I want to get lunch before I starve."
"No! We must get them together!"
"David, are you sure we can't leave this up to them? This is their life you know."
"Don't care! They'll never get together on their own. Don't you see man?! We HAVE to help them!"
"Will we get lunch?"
"Yeah. Ice cream?"
"Kay."
The two of them headed off.
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After lunch, the two of them decided on their plan of action.
"I think we should just lock them in a closet." Pierre monotoned boredly.
"No!" David screeched. "We must be subtle about this. Be to straight forward and they'll run."
"You want subtle? Fine. We're going to a hotel tonight, so leave everything to me."
David glared at his friend in suspicion, "What are you going to do?"
"Just wait and see, bunny."
David snapped his fingers. "That reminds me, we need codenames!"
Pierre stumbled back from his booming voice, "C-codenames? For what?"
"Just because it sounds better." The younger man shrugged.
"Fine. I'm M&M, your Skittles."
David threw his arms around his neck, "Brillant Pierre! From now on, we are the matchmaking team of M&m and Skittles!"
Pierre waved around imaginary flags, "Yay."
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When Chuck awoke, he blinked when a set of hazel eyes appeared in his vision. "Chuckles! Wake up, we're at the hotel."
Chuck nodded, "Alright David. I'll be down in a second."
David shook his head, "Pierre's already got your bags, and Jeff's got your room key."
Faint dissapointment flooded through him. "Oh, so i'm rooming with Jeff?" Chuck asked, sliding down from his bunk.
"No, I just said thaht he had your key. Your not rooming togther. No, wait, yes you are. Sorry."
Chuck glared at him angrily, "That wasn't funny David."
"Oh shut up and get dressed Chuckles. We're leaving in about 15 minutes."
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Pierre grinned to himself as a disgruntled Chuck climbed down from the bus. The drummer made his way to Jeff to get his key to their room. Jeff caught Pierre's eye and gave him a thumbs up. Yes, the plan was going according to plan...
David was last off the bus, eating the candy Pierre named him after. Pierre walked over and whispered something in his ear.
Chuck was suspicous. First, David made that slip on the bus, now Pierre's whispering to him? Something must be up. No wait, their just making out again...
Seb glanced worriedly at the frummer, frowning at the sudden downcast look on his face. "Are you okay Chuck? Wanna talk about anything?"
Yeah, my feelings for you "No thats okay Seb. Nothings wrong." Why do I always end up lieing to him?
"Are you sure?" Please say no, I want to talk to you some more...
"I'm sure. Thanks though." Why'd I say that?! Idiot! (*mentally kicks himself*)
"Oh, okay then."
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David smiled to himself as Pierre attacked his neck with kisses. "Phase One is complete. What-Oh, don't stop!-next?"
Pierre worked his way up to his jaw. "Now, you just leave everything to me."
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That night, all the band members were asleep in their beds. Are, were SUPPOSED to be asleep. Chuck shoved his head under his pillow as he listened to the sounds coming from the next room.
"Harder Pierre! Harder!"
"Fuck David! Your so tight!"
Okay, thaht was something I did NOT need to hear. Why the hell won't they let me sleep?! And how can Jeff be sleeping through this?!
Sure enough, the bald guitarist was sleeping peacefully in his bed, oblivious to the sounds from the next room.
"David! Oh god I'm gonna-"
"Shit!"
With two final screams, the bed stopped bouncing against the walls. Chuck sighed, he could finally get some sleep! Silence came over the two rooms, broken suddenly by Pierre.
"Wanna go again?"
"I thought you would never ask."
Chuck was on the point of screaming when the noises started up again. A knock on the door robbed him of that right. Throwing a look at Jeff (the idiot was still sleeping), he rose to open the door.
Sebastien was standing there in his boxers and overshirt, blanket clutched to his chest. "Chuck, d'you wanna come over to my room? Just for tonight I mean. You can't hear them much from my room."
Chuck hugged Seb, "Thanks man, your a lifesaver!"
"Really? What flavor?" Seb asked excitedly.
Chuck laughed. "Your a dork, but I would have to say cherry."
"Yay!"
Chuck shook his head and stepped into the hallway, shutting the door behind him. "You don't know how much I love you for this."
"Don't worry about--"
A pair of hands pushed the two of them into a suddenly open broom closet. The door shut behind them and was deadbolted into place.
Chuck immediatly lunged at the door and tried to break it down. "Let me out! Whoever did this will pay when I get out of here!:
A girlish giggle erupted from the other side, "Calm down Chuckles! Don't get your panties in a bunch!"
"David?!"
"Yeah Chuckles?"
"How did you--How are you out here when you and Pierre are--"
"Honestly Chuck, are you that stupid?" Pierre's voice rang out.
A light clinked on in Chuck's head, "You guys recorded yourselves having sex?!"
"Bingo!"
Seb latched onto Chuck's waist, hiding his face in the crook of his neck. "Chuck, I'm scared."
"It's ok Seb, we'll get out of here."
Pierre laughed loudly, "Not until you guys confess to each other!"
"Yeah!" David agreed.
Chuck blushed as Seb looked up at him, "What are they talking about Chuck? Confess what?"
With a final glare at the door, Chuck sat down with Seb in his lap. The young guitarist looked at him with a sparkled in his eyes.
Chuck nearly lost his nerve right then. "I, uh, I'm..."
Seb leaned upwards and planted a kiss on Chucks' lips. He pulled away after a few seconds. "Do you mean something like that?"
Chuck stared at him with a shocked expression on his face, unable to form any words. The younger man took his silence the wrong way, and tears began to fall down his cheeks.
"I'm sorry! I can't help if I feel this way! Please don't hate me Chuck!"
The drummer raised a hand, and Seb flinched back, afraid he was going to get hit. Instead, Chuck placed the plam of his hand gently on the other's cheek, wiping away the tears that fell. "Seb, look at me."
Sebastien hesitantly looked up from through his long bangs. Chuck raised his head the rest of the way, heart breaking when he saw the fear in the other's eyes. "Seb, I promise I will never hate you."
"Do you mean that?" the younger one asked softly, voice catching in his throat.
"I do." Chuck's hand had begun tracing his jawline. "On the contrary Sebastien. I promise to love you forever and ever."
"You, love me?"
"Yes I do. Very much so."
Seb teared up again and buried his face in the others chest. The frummer hugged him close, leaning his head against his. "Seb, please don't cry."
"I'm crying because I'm happy. I love you too Chuck, and I always will."
Chuck pressed a kiss to his head and cradled him gently.
They stayed like that for a while, Chuck protectively and possesively holding the love of his life against his chest. Sebastien was happy just being held, and nuzzled his cheek against the other's chest.
"Chuck?"
"Yes, love?"
"Would you kiss me if I asked you to?" Seb pulled away and looked Chuck in the eyes.
Chuck, of course, smiled, and pressed his lips against Sebs. "Whatever you want. I'll kiss you even when you don't ask." Seb parted his lips in quiet invitation.
The drummer took it, and started exploring his new found territory. Seb moaned softly as his tongue was massaged by another. "Chuck..."
Chuck pulled away, "Yes?"
"I love you. So much more than you'll ever know."
Chuck just smiled, and crushed Seb to him, kissing him once again. The guitarist traced patterns on the heated flesh under the oother's shirt.
Neither had a care in the world.
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Pierre smiled to himself outside the closet, congradulating himself for a job well done. He expected David to be jumping on him with excitment, but nothing came. David was sniffling to himself, and wiped the back of his hand over his eyes.
"Dave, what's wrong? Did something happen?"
"No, I'm just really happy for them!" he cried.
"Aww, poor baby." Pierre pulled David over and wrapped an arm around his waist. "Let's go back to our room. We can replace the tape that's playing."
"Alright. I love you Pie."
"And I love you, my little Skittles."
David smiled at him as they went to their room, forgeting about the locked closet.
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An hour or so later, Chuck and Sebastien were trying to get out of the closet.
"Guys?"
Silence.
"Guys?!"
"I think they forgot about us Chuck."
"PIERRE!!!"
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END OF M&M AND SKITTLES: THE SECRET MISSION!
Like it? Hate it? I personally think it sucks, but hey, whatever. Tell me what you think!
Lyric