from David Sedaris about undecided voters

[pdxfoodmama]

“I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane... The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in

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[fawnapril]

Thanks--that is hilarious!