From Dave Barry (just for you)...

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BROKEBACK BOBSLED: This is another new sport, about which little is known, other than that, according to International Olympic Committee President Jacques Rogge, it ``involves sheep.''

From his Winter Olympics report.

--TR

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That's Baaaaaaaaaad.

[robotapocalypse]

Just don't go yelling "Brokeback Mountain!" at the other team during a ball game. That's undiverse! and there'll be, um, you know, meetings and stuff. And then the Daily Orange will send a team of crack investigatory journalists to get the full and complete story from the first five or six students they find waiting in line at the cafeteria. And then the University will shut down all the sports and pep rallies. And then it'll take a couple months to figure maybe everybody completely overreacted, but by then there'll already have been some firings and expulsions.