Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
If I commit murder, don't throw me in the loony bin, please. I was under great stress. Honest, I was. It was the directors of my play. Today, Mr. Thomson sat in on our practise, and spent the entire time contradicting everything Mr. Brande and Miss Graham had already told me. And then they joined forces and decided to make me blonde. I kid you not
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Yay biology!
And Mr. Clark SERIOUSLY said that? Like, really? Maybe it's because I wound up pulling massive overtime tonight (didn't get home til 1:30), but my brain is currently running through the streets singing "Everything you know is wrong" trying to make sense of that. What, did God Himself come down and hand him the proper interpretation of the Bible or something? What about him is so speshul that he has the definitive answer on something that scholars have been arguing about for thousands of years? I could almost understand making volleyball theological (though it's physics, really...), but, this? Geez, what a nutcase!
"And the Lord spake, saying 'bless this, Lord, thy holy hand grenade, that with it though mayst blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
One. Two. FIVE.
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