A fabulous new song parody.

[peaceandhugs]

This song is based off of "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion.

"Near, Far, Wherever He Is"
Reworked by Me! (With contribution from Ellyn: fabulous line five)

Every night in her dreams
She sees him, she feels him.
That is how she knows he goes on.

Far across the distance
and tall boys between them
Forrest comes to show her his love.

Near, far, wherever he

Comments

[peaceandhugs]

My book says the same thing, also based on perfect use, which humans usually aren't, and it said the adjusted statistic for real-world was about 86% (male condom) and 79% (female condom), so i guess we'll just have to compromise.

[abrjabr]

heh.heh.hehehe.

...but seriously. you are of course entitled (nay, honour bound!) to say anything and everything you wish about The Evil Of Shrimpy, but no more raggin' on my man gump. he might like, die of shame or some shit like that. and then I would have to hunt you down in an epic saga of revenge. and I'm still kinda tired from the last one I went on, so help me out here.

[peaceandhugs]

Well, I have already asked Forrest if he's ok with all the teasing and he said yes, it's fine cuz he doesn't mind. Probably cuz everything's directed at Elsa not him. He's such a great sport, cuz this is really all about teasing Elsa and has nothing to do with him, so don't worry. No revenge will be necessary. Unless I hire you to get revenge on Elsa for something.

[abrjabr]

ah. well in that case, my services are at your disposal...

[platnumbaby05]

that is just priceless! when ever she starts singing the orinal we can sing this one!