Because Richie Sambora has pissed me off one too many times, I've decided to replace him with someone else. Yes, I am officially announcing that I now have a new boyfriend.
I present to you...
Criss Angel, the man who looks a bit too much like Michael Hutchence that it's eerie.
I cannot help myself, no, I can't. Men with long dark hair and mysterious eyes just melt me in ways that I cannot express. Maybe I feel about him the way most women felt about David Copperfield twenty years ago....ha, but I doubt it. ;)
I mean, I've never seen David Copperfield gross out a crowd so fast as Criss did right here:
Coin Magic Trick Ya gotta love it.