Nothing says 'I love you' like radioactive elements.

[peacekeeper]

Looking for the perfect gift for that hard-to-buy-for relative? Can't quite figure out what to get your best friend's boyfriend for the holiday? Look no further than Amazon.com, and give the gift that'll keep on giving as long as it still has a few half-lives left.

GENUINE URANIUM ORE!

(And don't forget to read the reviews. Hilarous.)

Comments

[annwyd]

omg, the reviews crack me up. XD

[matildarose]

I love the nudges to the Tuscan Whole Milk page. XD

Go there. There's more of this hilarity there.

[peacekeeper]

*DEAD*

The first comment: WHO BUYS MILK ON THE INTERNET!

[wheres_lola]

*dies* Holy hell. That is amazing.

[peacekeeper]

Possibly the best thing in the whole world. I came so close to ordering it for my sister. :D

Customers who bought Uranium Ore also bought...

[thunderchild]

http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_misc?ie=UTF8&qid=1197347157&sr=1-187

...

*cry*

Re: Customers who bought Uranium Ore also bought...

[peacekeeper]

I saw that. I was going to show you, then I realised that it was FRESH WHOLE RABBIT and thought better of it. XD;;