I just ate raspberry yogurt.
It had "less than 1% raspberry puree."
What did I just put in to my body?
The end.

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sometimes my brain tricks me into thinking my coffee tastes like something other than coffee.

one time it was gasoline.

today it is cilantro.

sometimes.

my mom kicked my butt at the gym yesterday.
then we went to chop't and got awesome salads and diet root beer.
then we went to starbucks for a decaf.
my mom is amazing.

I had a dream that I had a light yellow kitten and two baby alligators as pets. They were really adorable. I'm not allowed pets at my apartment, but the little kitten somehow made its way through a secret door in the bathroom to the next door neighbors bathroom. Good thing I scooped him up before they saw him ( Read more... )

I'm terrified of my clothes not matching.

Inevitably, one day this will happen. It will not kill me, but it will embarrass me.

The end.

I'm getting sick. scratch that...I am sick.

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I love re-reading old entries and seeing how far I've come...it's just something I like to do ( Read more... )