Ari wins...

Jan 31, 2006 21:30

So Ari and I are randomly talking about porn. My fault, I mentioned almost buying some because -- hey, I am eighteen now.



arijanian (9:25:02 PM): EdWin hentai?
WrenchFreakWinry (9:25:04 PM): XD yes
WrenchFreakWinry (9:25:10 PM): But not as bad as the one Aimee bought me XDD
arijanian (9:25:14 PM): All the EdWin hentai I've ever seen was either dumb or scary.
WrenchFreakWinry (9:25:42 PM): XDD
arijanian (9:25:42 PM): paged past one at Otakon that had Winry tied up very uncomfortably with Ed's belts on the cover.
WrenchFreakWinry (9:25:49 PM): gahaha
arijanian (9:25:58 PM): She also looked like she'd gotten a Psiren-esque hormone surge.
WrenchFreakWinry (9:26:02 PM): XD!
WrenchFreakWinry (9:26:24 PM): the one I have is... mildly believable, but extremely porny. I'm like O__O
arijanian (9:26:29 PM): and my friend Kayla keeps sending excerpts from her edwin pr0n to me for translation.
WrenchFreakWinry (9:26:37 PM): it came in a plastic cover, and it STAYS in that plastic cover.
arijanian (9:26:42 PM): like friggin portplay.
arijanian (9:26:49 PM): what the hell, doujin artists.
WrenchFreakWinry (9:26:49 PM): -- which was included.
arijanian (9:27:05 PM): what part of EXTREME AGONY is not comprehended here?
WrenchFreakWinry (9:27:21 PM): this... one that Aimee got me... I really like the art, but holy jeezus. I never want to see that much of either of them (or that many sexual fluids) EVER AGAIN.
arijanian (9:27:48 PM): not to mention the nervous system is not wired to allow stimulation of the nerves in the shoulder to cause arousal in the genitopubic area.
WrenchFreakWinry (9:27:54 PM): XDDD
arijanian (9:27:57 PM): the two areas are not connected.
WrenchFreakWinry (9:28:02 PM): you would know these things.
arijanian (9:28:07 PM): Well, yeah.
WrenchFreakWinry (9:28:21 PM): I'm just amused that my sister bought me EdWin porn.
arijanian (9:28:28 PM): Doctor's daughter mun + boy who researched how to create a human body = working knowledge of such stuff.
WrenchFreakWinry (9:28:34 PM): -- and I need to get off.
arijanian (9:28:38 PM): uh...
WrenchFreakWinry (9:28:40 PM): XDDD
WrenchFreakWinry (9:28:43 PM): NOT WHAT I MEANT
WrenchFreakWinry (9:28:43 PM): BAD
WrenchFreakWinry (9:28:46 PM): BAD BAD BAD
WrenchFreakWinry (9:28:52 PM): *BEATS WITH HOODIE SLEEVES*
arijanian (9:28:57 PM): I'm sorry! It was the talking about porn right before that!
WrenchFreakWinry (9:28:57 PM): AAAAGH
WrenchFreakWinry (9:29:00 PM): VSDYHBJVNBFDKJF
WrenchFreakWinry (9:29:02 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
arijanian (9:29:10 PM): I wouldn't have thought of it otherwise! ;_;
WrenchFreakWinry (9:29:14 PM): I meant get OFFLINE
WrenchFreakWinry (9:29:17 PM): ...wow
WrenchFreakWinry (9:29:26 PM): *cackles*
arijanian (9:29:38 PM): I was gonna say, for that purpose, keeping it in the cover might not be the best strategy...
WrenchFreakWinry (9:29:42 PM): Yes, Ari. I'm going to sit here and talk about porn with you and then go masturbate. With my porn.
arijanian (9:29:55 PM): Um...happy birthday? <3
WrenchFreakWinry (9:30:02 PM): *laughs herself silly*

Ari wins.

And on that note... I go to get off. XD And sleep, you pervs.
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