oh damn. but hey, that snake saw a piece of heaven (junsu's ass) before he died, right? oh man, he got squished by two plump cheeks. he can brag about that in pet!heaven dude.
okay time to predict the future. yoochun randomly remembers and googles junsu's name, stuff happens, they meet and have hot sex. BOOM.
PUAHAHHAHAAA OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT A MEALWORM WAS A SNAKE. SCOOOOOOOOORE. JUNHO 1; TEENIE THE TYRANY -10. \O/
LOLOL. Death by a bum is quite a way to die. Blissful, even. He has the rights to brag all about it in pet!heaven >8DD
BOOM CHIKA CHIKA BOOM. Hot smex is like, a requirement in the Yoosu world. Junsu will need help with his widdle pet worm in the future, and Yoochun's the only one who can tame it >DD
HEEEY SHUUPPPP. animals have crazy names nowadays. i mean kangaroo!??! WHY IS HE KANGA-ING A ROO?!?! THAT'S JUST WRONG. EVERYONE KNOWS YOU LANGA A ROO, YOU DON'T KANGA IT!
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and heeey, in pet heaven the mealworm will be hailed by the other pets 'cause he died by junsu's butt and tigger'll turn into like a gazillion inch thing (bigger than CHANGMIN'S PENIS!!!!) and he'll fly above all the other pets 'cause he's so superior and everyone will be like OMGG!!!!!! LIKE THIS:
/pats back. Take good care of your own doggies, alright? ;A;/
Oh bb, when is zat ass never a weapon? Just a flick or a peek of crack will have millions spasming and suffering from heart failure. That is one lucky worm ))8<
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oh damn.
but hey, that snake saw a piece of heaven (junsu's ass) before he died, right? oh man, he got squished by two plump cheeks. he can brag about that in pet!heaven dude.
okay time to predict the future.
yoochun randomly remembers and googles junsu's name, stuff happens, they meet and have hot sex.
BOOM.
yeah. this was epic mea the meanie. >:DD
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i was fooled by junho.
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LOLOL. Death by a bum is quite a way to die. Blissful, even. He has the rights to brag all about it in pet!heaven >8DD
BOOM CHIKA CHIKA BOOM. Hot smex is like, a requirement in the Yoosu world. Junsu will need help with his widdle pet worm in the future, and Yoochun's the only one who can tame it >DD
Happy that you loved it\O/♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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TT______TT
and heeey, in pet heaven the mealworm will be hailed by the other pets 'cause he died by junsu's butt and tigger'll turn into like a gazillion inch thing (bigger than CHANGMIN'S PENIS!!!!) and he'll fly above all the other pets 'cause he's so superior and everyone will be like OMGG!!!!!! LIKE THIS:
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This calls for a sequel when/if you ever feel like it :)
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Thanks for the endless and continuous support Kerry!♥♥♥
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Always bb Mea right?
<3
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/squishes. ILU SO MUCHOS T_______T
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but junsu made me laugh in a really sad way because he sat on his mealworm. oh bby your ass is a weapon ♥
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Oh bb, when is zat ass never a weapon? Just a flick or a peek of crack will have millions spasming and suffering from heart failure. That is one lucky worm ))8<
Thanks for reading, Crissy!^0^/♥♥
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lucky worm is so friggin lucky. to be sat on by junsu's ass is an honor.
no problem bby :)
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anyways, thanks for sharing!
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And thank you, for reading this ficlet!♥♥
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Cute Yoosu is always fun to write. Thanks for reading, bb! 8'DD
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