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1. Go to Google (or Yahoo) and type, "You know you're from (your state) when . . . "
2. Cut and paste the list
3. Bold the items that apply to you.
You are from Massachusetts if...
1) The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph ( Read more... )
2. Cut and paste the list
3. Bold the items that apply to you.
You are from Massachusetts if...
1) The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph ( Read more... )
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Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen
You believe dual air bags refers to your wife and mother-in-law
Your Junior/Senior Prom has Daycare
Your huntin dog had a litter of puppies in the living room and no one noticed
You can get dog hair from your belly button
The Blue Book value on your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it
You've climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor
You own a home made fur coat
Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest
On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat
Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos"
You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice
The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice
Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner (mind you, my dad is from Wisconsin, not Texas).
The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your wife
I think Google got Texas mixed up with Kentucky.
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When. . .
The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports (5 1/2 pages for the Packers...in July!)
your best shirt has a big letter G on it.
you expect to have off of work when ever the Packers are playing.
you've ever said "Of course they'll win. They're God's team."
you refer to the Packers as WE.
someone not from around here complains about the weather, you've told them to "Wait 5 minutes, it'll change." (again, that's everywhere).
you have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
you've worn your winter coat to watch the fire works on the 4th of July.
you define swimming season as Labor Day weekend.
you think it's nice enough to swim when the temperature hits 50.
you decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend.
you design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
you've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. (of course I was the child, not the parent).
you know the 4 seasons ( ... )
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1. Speed limits are just suggestions
2. You take a major highway to school (95, 66,28, etc)
3. You constantly complain about there being nothing to do, even though you are right next to DC
4. You have at least 2 friends who have no idea what their parents do because its "top secret" government work
5. 50% of your senior class plans on going either to Mason, JMU, Tech or UVA
6. When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because its easier to explain
7. You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern" in front of it
8. When you and your friends get bored you all whip out your cell phones and start playing with them
9. Its not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.
12. It takes you 30 minutes to drive 10 miles13. Your local news is national news ( ... )
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