For those of you who do not read Kara's livejournal...meet Pennyloafer Bargins!


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Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to
you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

When your hair flies south for the winter of your life,
do not grow out the side and comb it over.
No one will believe you have hair.
To thyne own self be true.

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I need to stop doing this shit to my hair!


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Dont think I can't tell when people are being fake. I would rather have no friends, than fake people just being nice to me.

Your dating personality profile:

Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person ( Read more... )

Harriet: HAHAHAHA!
Harriet: I got this image, right
Harriet: everyone's really cautious around you because they don't want to make you laugh too hard
Harriet: but one guy, the new guy, his name is Ted...
Harriet: he comes up and starts telling jokes and you're looking all confused and everyone is behind you motioning for Ted to stop
Harriet: and ( Read more... )

TEN people I enjoy the company of ( Read more... )

...because I have the nose and lips that plastic surgury addicts dream of


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