OH MY WOW

[peachy_hamloaf]

i went shopping today with my dad at twelve oaks, then i went to target. i saw nikki, stacey, and chris there. it was so weird. i finally finished wrapping all my presents, it took forever, i made brian come over and help me, he gave me target money, and 7 free massages whenever i want. last time he gave me a massage i feel asleep, it was funny.

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[____________hi]

hahahahahahhaa

i so wish my dad would get drunk.
i've seen my mom partially drunk, it's not pretty. she's super whiny. she was like "no i dont waaant to!" then she tried hitting my dad. and then he was like "BEV you're drunk, i'm driving home" "i'm not DRUNK!"

Brian giving you massages? hahahahahah. oh Brian! you little horndog. i want massages. i'm gonna come over and pretend i'm you. oh wait you cut your hair, i can't do it anymore.

[peachy_hamloaf]

i'll give up one of my massages for you, just cause i'm awesome. he's really really really good at them

[mirror_mirror9]

hahahahah i want to meet your dad now

[peachy_hamloaf]

he's hilariously stupid.

[ilove_saturdays]

bee-eff-eff, you rock my flippin' world. kthnxbye.

[peachy_hamloaf]

oh no, you rock mine.

[kickthebucket88]

drunk people make me laugh

[leppyweppy11]

My dad doesn't really get wierd drunk. he just finds an imperfection in me or something on tv and argues until I either stop caring or prove him wrong.

[peachy_hamloaf]

my dad gets hilarious, he says the stupidest things! i should tape him sometime.