John Smith and the Badge of Badassery.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOTHERFUCKING TWO-PARTERS I FUCKING HATE YOU.
FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
a;sldkf"fdJSDFL;)J*DFJMSDl;fSDF;LKASDFM. I HATE YOU, RTD. I HATE YOU.
Except not really. I'm directing my anger at the wrong person.
I HATE YOU, PAUL CORNELL. I HOPE YOU DIE A FIERY DEATH.
a;sldfkj. 'Kay. Whoa.
SO MUCH OLDSCHOOL IN ONE EPISODE I AM DYING MILLIONS OF DEATHS.
AND ROSE! Roseroseroserose. I looooooooooooove you, come back. Come back come back. Please.
RIP APART THE UNIVERSE, DOCTOR, ITS NOT SO HARD. GAHH.
Alright, so obviously I loved the Rose mention. A lot. But I also loved the way he catalogued all his memories!! The drawings! MAGIC BOX. Its so much like his 500 year diary. AND CAN WE SEE THAT SOON, PLEASE RTD? Let's get some more oldschool canon. 'CAUSE SEVEN WAS THE WIN AND STUFF.
AND OH, THE POSH ACCENT?! I am so in love with you, David Tennant. Let's have children? Kthnx.
Whoooooooooa, big step of respect for Martha. WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.
It was so sweet the way she kept going over the parts where he says "Four: YOU. Don't let me abandon you." and "Oh, and thank you." IT'S WHATS KEEPING HER SANE. She's still in love with him, bless, but at least she's starting to understand how volatile he is. Dude, that Raines kid? CREEPY AS ALL HELL. How they find these actors that make you fucking shit yourself is amazing. Just looking at his FACE gives me the heebie jeebies. a;sldkfja;sld.
But yeah. Martha! She's still hanging in there, waiting to get back to their old life of traveling the stars. Her concern for him is hovering on the edge of over-the-top but it's still SO SWEET.
LOLOLOLOL AND SLAPPING HIM?! IT MUST BE IN THE GENES OR SOMETHING, EH?? On a separate note though: Martha's mum is fucking terrifying and stuff. SHE'S WORKING WITH SAXON? STOP YOU STUPID HUMAN AND REALIZE YOU'RE GIVING UP YOUR DAUGHTER JUST 'COS YOU DISAPPROVE OF THE DOCTOR. Jackie didn't much like him either (LOL SHE WAS A SLAPPER TOO) but at least she understood Rose's decisions and made him promise to always have her safe. Which he did. I admit he's a little more self-destructive this season, but why wouldn't he be?! Rose is gone, the Time War that she stopped as Bad Wolf and gave her life for after the Daleks came back again is completely null since Sec escaped, he's been alone for too long after he saved Donna & the earth from being devoured by huge space arachnids (who then admitted she was terrified of him (Donna, not the Rachnoss)), and Martha isn't filling the void he's feeling. And he outright says it, too, in the Shakespeare Code: "Rose would know. She always knew exactly what to say. But that's okay, you're just a novice. I'll take you home tomorrow." BUT WHATEVER, I'M GETTING SIDE-TRACKED OMFG.)
BUT YES. Martha, being stubborn and sarcastic and fighting the system. You fucking go, girl. I hated your guts with the passion of 230572034000 supernovas before I even met you, but you've certainly moved up. To like, the I-hate-you-the-same-as-pickles stage. You've still got a ways to go, actually. I sort of despise pickles.
So I'm hoping after this episode and in the rest of the series, she kind of understands that the Doctor will never be in love with her; he'll care for her and love her as a friend, but that's only as a far-reach. Poor thing. But I just hate it when she MOPES.
LOL WHEN DID THIS BECOME A MARTHA PARTY? BACK TO EPISODE.
Basically on the edge of my seat. Not as much as last week though (HOLY SHIT I NEVER EVEN TALKED ABOUT 42. I JUST.. HOOOOOOOOOOLY GODS OF TELEVISION. IT WAS SO GOOD.), but still. Uhm. Also, this week? SUCH A CLIFFHANGER. "Maid or matron? Who would you choose to die, your friend or your lover? It's your choice."
WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK.
SO UNFAIR. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BE IN THE COUNTRY NEXT WEEK, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO NOT FUCKING KILL MYSELF?
Sweden = no internet, 'cos Morfar är för gamla att förstå så han har det inte, och det är jävligt DUMT. Jag begår självmord. aa;sldkfh.
I just realized I switched into Swedish. SORRY LADIES AND GENTS. My brain is pretty much FRIED at the moment and sometimes I forget English. LITERALLY.
'KAY PLZ TO BE KILLING ME NOW.
I'm going to.. fuuuuuck. I'm going to go watch more Seven 'cos I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS.
If you made it through that mess, bless your poor unfortunate brain.
THIS WAS A SEVEN NOVELISATION, BY THE WAY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME.
Of course the book was WAY BETTER, but STILL. I have a deep and weird love for Seven. But nothing could ever top Four, because TOM BAKER IS ACTUALLY GOD.
;asldkfha;sldkfjm so yes. novel and stuff. i stopped using the shift key. :SDLfk WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BRAIN?
OH AND I SAW POTC3. Twice.
I like the scene after the end credits. :D And the music was pretty freaking amazing too.
MOTHERFUCKING TWO-PARTERS I FUCKING HATE YOU.
FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
a;sldkf"fdJSDFL;)J*DFJMSDl;fSDF;LKASDFM. I HATE YOU, RTD. I HATE YOU.
Except not really. I'm directing my anger at the wrong person.
I HATE YOU, PAUL CORNELL. I HOPE YOU DIE A FIERY DEATH.
a;sldfkj. 'Kay. Whoa.
SO MUCH OLDSCHOOL IN ONE EPISODE I AM DYING MILLIONS OF DEATHS.
AND ROSE! Roseroseroserose. I looooooooooooove you, come back. Come back come back. Please.
RIP APART THE UNIVERSE, DOCTOR, ITS NOT SO HARD. GAHH.
Alright, so obviously I loved the Rose mention. A lot. But I also loved the way he catalogued all his memories!! The drawings! MAGIC BOX. Its so much like his 500 year diary. AND CAN WE SEE THAT SOON, PLEASE RTD? Let's get some more oldschool canon. 'CAUSE SEVEN WAS THE WIN AND STUFF.
AND OH, THE POSH ACCENT?! I am so in love with you, David Tennant. Let's have children? Kthnx.
Whoooooooooa, big step of respect for Martha. WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.
It was so sweet the way she kept going over the parts where he says "Four: YOU. Don't let me abandon you." and "Oh, and thank you." IT'S WHATS KEEPING HER SANE. She's still in love with him, bless, but at least she's starting to understand how volatile he is. Dude, that Raines kid? CREEPY AS ALL HELL. How they find these actors that make you fucking shit yourself is amazing. Just looking at his FACE gives me the heebie jeebies. a;sldkfja;sld.
But yeah. Martha! She's still hanging in there, waiting to get back to their old life of traveling the stars. Her concern for him is hovering on the edge of over-the-top but it's still SO SWEET.
LOLOLOLOL AND SLAPPING HIM?! IT MUST BE IN THE GENES OR SOMETHING, EH?? On a separate note though: Martha's mum is fucking terrifying and stuff. SHE'S WORKING WITH SAXON? STOP YOU STUPID HUMAN AND REALIZE YOU'RE GIVING UP YOUR DAUGHTER JUST 'COS YOU DISAPPROVE OF THE DOCTOR. Jackie didn't much like him either (LOL SHE WAS A SLAPPER TOO) but at least she understood Rose's decisions and made him promise to always have her safe. Which he did. I admit he's a little more self-destructive this season, but why wouldn't he be?! Rose is gone, the Time War that she stopped as Bad Wolf and gave her life for after the Daleks came back again is completely null since Sec escaped, he's been alone for too long after he saved Donna & the earth from being devoured by huge space arachnids (who then admitted she was terrified of him (Donna, not the Rachnoss)), and Martha isn't filling the void he's feeling. And he outright says it, too, in the Shakespeare Code: "Rose would know. She always knew exactly what to say. But that's okay, you're just a novice. I'll take you home tomorrow." BUT WHATEVER, I'M GETTING SIDE-TRACKED OMFG.)
BUT YES. Martha, being stubborn and sarcastic and fighting the system. You fucking go, girl. I hated your guts with the passion of 230572034000 supernovas before I even met you, but you've certainly moved up. To like, the I-hate-you-the-same-as-pickles stage. You've still got a ways to go, actually. I sort of despise pickles.
So I'm hoping after this episode and in the rest of the series, she kind of understands that the Doctor will never be in love with her; he'll care for her and love her as a friend, but that's only as a far-reach. Poor thing. But I just hate it when she MOPES.
LOL WHEN DID THIS BECOME A MARTHA PARTY? BACK TO EPISODE.
Basically on the edge of my seat. Not as much as last week though (HOLY SHIT I NEVER EVEN TALKED ABOUT 42. I JUST.. HOOOOOOOOOOLY GODS OF TELEVISION. IT WAS SO GOOD.), but still. Uhm. Also, this week? SUCH A CLIFFHANGER. "Maid or matron? Who would you choose to die, your friend or your lover? It's your choice."
WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK.
SO UNFAIR. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BE IN THE COUNTRY NEXT WEEK, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO NOT FUCKING KILL MYSELF?
Sweden = no internet, 'cos Morfar är för gamla att förstå så han har det inte, och det är jävligt DUMT. Jag begår självmord. aa;sldkfh.
I just realized I switched into Swedish. SORRY LADIES AND GENTS. My brain is pretty much FRIED at the moment and sometimes I forget English. LITERALLY.
'KAY PLZ TO BE KILLING ME NOW.
I'm going to.. fuuuuuck. I'm going to go watch more Seven 'cos I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS.
If you made it through that mess, bless your poor unfortunate brain.
THIS WAS A SEVEN NOVELISATION, BY THE WAY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME.
Of course the book was WAY BETTER, but STILL. I have a deep and weird love for Seven. But nothing could ever top Four, because TOM BAKER IS ACTUALLY GOD.
;asldkfha;sldkfjm so yes. novel and stuff. i stopped using the shift key. :SDLfk WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BRAIN?
OH AND I SAW POTC3. Twice.
I like the scene after the end credits. :D And the music was pretty freaking amazing too.