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[peachycream]

I love subbing the middle school. Friday I had an eigth grade class, and some boys were talking about the mardi gras parades they went to. This kid was like, "man, I caught fake titties!" And his friend said, "Dude! The teacher is right there!" The other kid then said, "Pardon me, ma'am. I meant to say, 'man, I caught some fake breasts."

LMAO

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[wordgamething]

Nicely done. That kid's a hero.

[natewillsheets]

I love ya'll's southern manners.

[juliet_demarcus]

LOL. That is priceless!

[ideot]

i can't believe you're subbing, we were so terrible to those ladies.

remember miss betty and how whatever class she was the sub in became lawless anarchy? i remember when she was the sub one time in miss vaughn's class and i was in the teacher's chair acting like a senile caribbean dictator like miss vaughn and the chair flipped back and i busted my head- like was seriously bleeding out of the head- and miss betty just says "that's what you get for being a jackass". anyway miss vaughn didn't exactly act like a caribbean dictator but she dressed like one with her white capris and blouses and dictator hats. i'll bet she's fingerpainting somewhere at this exact moment.

-pirate seth
floridian dictator

[peachycream]

I know! One time she was subbing and i shot bottle rockets out the window, and some people even threw a desk out the window. I'm the new ms. betty,but not as crazy.