I recently started a new job. My coworkers, along with my boss, are all very nice people, and funny (while I'm at it). It pays well and I don't have to deal with any outside people, which is always a plus. SO WHY THE FUCK IS IT THAT JUST WHEN I START TO ACTUALLY MAKE SOME FRIENDS, I'M MOVING TO ANOTHER BRANCH?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, its ( Read more... )

I'm feeling fun right now. hahaha yeaaahhh. Don't know if that makes sense. It's exactly 7 am. I'm up early because I guess I got some good sleep for once in my life. Except for working at the laundromat 2-8, today SHANT be too bad ( Read more... )

Fuck. I feel like baked asscakes and I don't really know why. John and I got an apartment, but it needs a lot of work (well, more like cleaning). We've started packing shit up already and we can enter and leave the apartment as we please for free until mid-may. Everyone's moving. It sucks. I really thought I was more easily adaptive than this. ( Read more... )

I got a second job today as a telemarketer!!! AHAHAHA ( Read more... )

My hair is black again!! In fact it's black to the tenth power.

check me out, I'm an emo fag!

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So I was in some hospital, but I was crawling on my stomach instead of walking, like I was trying to not be seen. Some fat guy with glasses saw me and I awkwardly stood up. I entered the icu unit and walked up to a desk with a doctor and 2 nurses behind it. There were all sorts of decay and illness strewn people in stretchers and wheelchairs along ( Read more... )

...my old man don't wear no clothes
he walks around the town in his pantyhose
...with his finger in his nose
He goes out every friday...
high societyyyyyyyyy

I really don't feel like going to work today. I want to go for a walk in a field somewhere while listening to blonde redhead. and picking daisies. with cherubs.

I guess I'm getting horrible karma for the excuses I've made when calling out of work. They are pretty bad, but you need them to be believable, soooooooooo... I'll be burning in the eternal fires of hell. I guess.

I almost just knocked over my bowl of party cake ice cream. And if it landed on the carpet, lord knows there'd be hell to pay. Not for the carpet, but for my gluttonous tummy.

OMMMINUH EAT CHUHHH!!!!!!!!
GIT IN MAH BELLL-EHH!!!!!!!!!1
>:O

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