"mindless drivel du jour" -- better than soup

[peacoquettish]

I think this is the fangirl meme that other fangirl memes dream about becoming when they grow up.

You name three characters. I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry, and one to shag.

Alternately, you could choose three of my livejournal friends, but the thought of axing one of you makes me hurt slightly.

Comments

[irisamelia]

Hmmmm.

Austin Powers, Sailor Moon, and Clifford the Big Red Dog.

:3

[peacoquettish]

Austin Powers gets the cliff -- I've never been a fan of those nasty clothes he wears. I'll marry Clifford, because he's clearly the cuddliest of the bunch -- which leaves me shagging Sailor Moon, but on the bright side she's kind of pretty?

And I hear the Japanese are into that.

Inspired by your icon

[rommely]

Charlie DaltonNuwanda, Knox Overstreet or Neil Perry.

I don't know, I think it'd be kind of hard to choose between all of them. It might just be me.

Here's another Dead Poet's icon for you, dear

[peacoquettish]

THAT IS SO EVIL.

*sobs*

I want Neil Perry to be my very own forever and ever, so that I can coddle him and give him bubble baths and poetry books and let him be an actor. So we're getting married.

Of the remaining two...I think I'd rather shag Nuwanda, despite my conviction that he's a flaming homosexual...and Knox gets the cliff...but Nuwanda saves him because they're lovers!

Um.

-- Christopher

Well, evil is my middle name

[rommely]

You chose wisely. AND OMG. Nuwanda/Knox...I--I never thought of it! But it's so...so right. Dude that's hot. Thanks for enlightening me, Chris.

Re: Well, evil is my middle name

[peacoquettish]

You've never thought of Nuwanda/Knox? It's the most obvious ship in the whole movie! Aside from Todd/Neil.

And I think you'd have to be blind not to see Todd/Neil.

Dead Poets ships are beautiful, aren't they?

[peacoquettish]

Simpson gets death, 'cos he's a little young and also a cartoon. I'll marry Leia, since she's the kind of girl who won't put out till after you've taken her to dinner -- meanwhile, I shag Draco Malfoy senseless, and everyone goes home happy.

*having too much fun*

[mooders]

Papa Smurf. The Keebler Elf. Dobby.

[peacoquettish]

If I marry Dobby I don't have to consummate it, right? And I could totally use him as a slave?

Papa Smurf will have to die, sorry, and I guess...the Keebler Elf also gets death.

[aerynalexander]

Elrond, Jack Sparrow, Col. Christopher Brandon

[peacoquettish]

Damn! Well, I'd marry Col. Brandon...and then throw Jack Sparrow off a cliff? His teeth are dirty. And I've always liked Elrond.

[aerynalexander]

You have chosen ... wisely.

[peacoquettish]

Great. Can I have a cookie?