hmm, thinkin of switchin my math to 9th and getting a 7th period study hall....hmmmm.  If I did that then I could like...hang out in gym with peeps, dat'd b coo.

Ingrish rejints tomorrow......fuck.

Also, Teliska's student teacher is soooo a pot head.

So....I've been told this several times in the past few days...and I'm still in denial about it, therefore I must ask. Is my hair really emo?

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're on the can.
He'll hunt you down and blow your ass from here to Pakistan.
Oh you better not breathe, you better not move.
You're better off dead, I'm telling ya' dude.
Santa Claus is gunnin' you down!

Merry Christmas y'all hippies!


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holy fuck, I just lit a card sleeve on fire, and tried to shake it to make it go out, and a part of it that was on fire came off and landed on my head, and my hair lit up, it was fucking insane!!!! on another note, I broke Jake Krasney's penis and knee caps before the fire accident.

Someone buy the new MCR CD and burn it for me....theres a 50-50 chance I've either done something for you, given you something, or burned you a CD...

I HAEV LEARNED TEH MIRACLE OF JAVASCRIPT STEALNG AND TAHT SI Y THERAS A 50-50 CHANCE U CANOT READ THIS F3AR ME!!111 OMG WTF LOL

Ok, dudes and dudettes, I've got a super duper amazing idea. Everyone should wear a generically bright orange shirt tomorrow with a pillow underneath, and then we could have a 'Super Fat Orange Person Army' AKA S.F.O.P.A. tis a funny little word....

Woooooohooooooooooooo My sister felt bad for me because my parents are asshats and so she bought me like...2 tickets to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers concert, which raises the problem of bringing Bobby....or Jake....fuuuuuuuck

Next tuesday is International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!!!!

Well...for English we had to get poems and whatnaught for some random shit that he'll explain eventually or something...yeah..that's not vague, but anyways, his only parameters were that it wasn't song lyrics, and it can't be like...pornographic or some other shit...so this was the end result ( Read more... )