Time to post a boyfriend application again...

[peanutj]

Boyfriend Application:

1. It's my birthday:
a) Did you remember?
b) What did you get me?

2. The house is about to burn down--I have everything except my extensive elephant collection. What do you do?

3. There's a So You Think You Can Dance tour and a Rascal Flatts concert--both are on the same weekend. I really want to go to both but can't.

Comments

I love quizzes--let's pretend this is a friend application!

[kleis]

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Re: I love quizzes--let's pretend this is a friend application!

[peanutj]

You did pretty well!

I'll take the first date you mentioned. Silent movies aren't good when you're watching somebody else...

I could probably live with vegan food. I know vegetarian food and I get along. Soy based cheese is a different story.

I want to take yoga and kickboxing now. That does sound like a wonderful plan. I'm seriously going to start an exercise plan.

IRA actually stands for individual retirement account, but your answer was good too. On that theme, though, what is the bank-smell you mentioned? I know the thrift-store smell, the library smell, the music store smell and many others, but not the bank smell. Please explain.

When I'm done with school I'll probably go back to reading up on world religions. Did you know that almost all of our "big" holidays are pagan in origin? Christmas, for example, is the Christian-ized form of Yule. Easter traditions come from fertility festivals.

Overall, I'd like to visit you now.

Re: I love quizzes--let's pretend this is a friend application!

[kleis]

Soy cheese is so gross! It has all the worst qualities of Kraft and none of the good qualities of real cheese. I think that's been the most difficult part of being vegan--denying my deep-seated love for brie and gruyere. My favorite meal was some really expensive cheese on freshly baked bread with herbs. I'm sure that's about the worst thing a vegetarian can eat, though, so it's probably good that I've given it up

Application submission

[anonymous]

Dear Ms. J. Peanut,

I have submitted my application to be your perfect man electronically. Please review my submission and let me know if there are any supplementary materials required. I do hope that I have still met the application deadline.

Thank you for your time and interest,

J. Kurt

Re: Application submission

[peanutj]

Thank you for your response. No supplementary materials are required, but you may submit a photo.

There is no deadline, but applications will be reviewed in the order in which they are received. You will be notified by email of my decision.

Thank you for your submission,

J. Peanut

Re: Application submission

[kleis]

This guy sounds like a loser--I'd dump him immediately. I don't even think he drives.

Re: Application submission

[peanutj]

Thank you for your input. Your reservation is duly noted.