Time for some badly needed comic relief
Pradamaster Livejournal Productions presents...
The First Annual Michael Prada's Music Collection Music Awards
1400 something songs vying for some of the most prestigious awards. And...there's only the popular vote. No electoral college can decide these babies.
First, the Howard Dean award, presented to the most energetic song in my music collection.
The nominees:
1. Aerosmith-Sweet Emotion
2. Green Day-Basket Case
3. Jet-Rollover DJ
4. The Clash-Rudie Can't Fail
The next award will be the Jeff Gordon award, presented to the best driving song.
The nominees:
1. Aerosmith-Sweet Emotion
2. Stone Temple Pilots-Interstate Love Song
3. The Rolling Stones-Start Me Up
4. Foo Fighters-Learn to Fly
The next award will be the Gabe Nelson Obscure Song Award, given to the best non-hit single in my collection
The nominees:
1. Foo Fighters-Gimmie Stitches
2. The Offspring-Vultures
3. Pearl Jam-In My Tree
4. Screaming Trees-Butterfly
The next award will be the Fuck George Bush Award, given to the most political song in my collection
The nominees:
1. Green Day-American Idiot
2. The Clash-Spanish Bombs
3. U2-Sunday Bloody Sunday
4. Queen-Bicycle Race
Our next award is the Al Gore Public Speaking Award, given to the best song over 6:30 in my music collection
The nominees:
1. Led Zeppelin-Kashmir
2. Led Zeppelin-Stairway to Heaven
3. Metallica-Fade to Black
4. Neil Young and Pearl Jam-I'm The Ocean
Next is the Geico Direct Award, given to the best song to be on a corporate commercial
The nominees
1. Led Zeppelin-Rock and Roll
2. Steppenwolf-Magic Carpet Ride
3. Jet-Are You Gonna Be My Girl
4. The Ramones-Blitzkrieg Bop
The next award is the Rodney Dangerfield Award, given to the hit single that "don't get no respect"
1. Everclear-Santa Monica
2. Blues Traveler-Run Around
3. Live-All Over You
4. Silverchair-Tomorrow
The next award is the dubious Kevin Costner Award, given to the most overplayed and overrated song in my music collection
1. U2-Pride (In the Name of Love)
2. Hoobastank-The Reason
3. The Offspring-Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
4. Switchfoot-Meant to Live
Next, we have the Cheesie Movie Award, given to the most "inspirational" song
1. Cake-Sheep Go To Heaven
2. Green Day-Time Of Your Life
3. Foo Fighters-Next Year
4. The Ataris-In This Diary
And finally...the one you've all been waiting for...
The Boston Red Sox Award, for the song that's simply the best.
And...the nominees
1. Led Zeppelin-Stairway to Heaven
2. Queen-We Are The Champions
3. Guns N' Roses-Sweet Child O' Mine
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers-Under the Bridge
The best thing about this is...YOU decide. YOU the voter decide the outcome of these awards.
Your vote counts.
-Pradamaster
The First Annual Michael Prada's Music Collection Music Awards
1400 something songs vying for some of the most prestigious awards. And...there's only the popular vote. No electoral college can decide these babies.
First, the Howard Dean award, presented to the most energetic song in my music collection.
The nominees:
1. Aerosmith-Sweet Emotion
2. Green Day-Basket Case
3. Jet-Rollover DJ
4. The Clash-Rudie Can't Fail
The next award will be the Jeff Gordon award, presented to the best driving song.
The nominees:
1. Aerosmith-Sweet Emotion
2. Stone Temple Pilots-Interstate Love Song
3. The Rolling Stones-Start Me Up
4. Foo Fighters-Learn to Fly
The next award will be the Gabe Nelson Obscure Song Award, given to the best non-hit single in my collection
The nominees:
1. Foo Fighters-Gimmie Stitches
2. The Offspring-Vultures
3. Pearl Jam-In My Tree
4. Screaming Trees-Butterfly
The next award will be the Fuck George Bush Award, given to the most political song in my collection
The nominees:
1. Green Day-American Idiot
2. The Clash-Spanish Bombs
3. U2-Sunday Bloody Sunday
4. Queen-Bicycle Race
Our next award is the Al Gore Public Speaking Award, given to the best song over 6:30 in my music collection
The nominees:
1. Led Zeppelin-Kashmir
2. Led Zeppelin-Stairway to Heaven
3. Metallica-Fade to Black
4. Neil Young and Pearl Jam-I'm The Ocean
Next is the Geico Direct Award, given to the best song to be on a corporate commercial
The nominees
1. Led Zeppelin-Rock and Roll
2. Steppenwolf-Magic Carpet Ride
3. Jet-Are You Gonna Be My Girl
4. The Ramones-Blitzkrieg Bop
The next award is the Rodney Dangerfield Award, given to the hit single that "don't get no respect"
1. Everclear-Santa Monica
2. Blues Traveler-Run Around
3. Live-All Over You
4. Silverchair-Tomorrow
The next award is the dubious Kevin Costner Award, given to the most overplayed and overrated song in my music collection
1. U2-Pride (In the Name of Love)
2. Hoobastank-The Reason
3. The Offspring-Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
4. Switchfoot-Meant to Live
Next, we have the Cheesie Movie Award, given to the most "inspirational" song
1. Cake-Sheep Go To Heaven
2. Green Day-Time Of Your Life
3. Foo Fighters-Next Year
4. The Ataris-In This Diary
And finally...the one you've all been waiting for...
The Boston Red Sox Award, for the song that's simply the best.
And...the nominees
1. Led Zeppelin-Stairway to Heaven
2. Queen-We Are The Champions
3. Guns N' Roses-Sweet Child O' Mine
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers-Under the Bridge
The best thing about this is...YOU decide. YOU the voter decide the outcome of these awards.
Your vote counts.
-Pradamaster