I know you all have been waiting to hear about the amazing adventures of Michael Prada's life.
Well, unfortunately, I don't really have any at the moment.
So I'll leave you with some funny sports quotes.
"I feel like I am pregnant with all these ideas. I am just trying to give birth to them."
-- Miguel Batista, baseball pitcher, describing his budding writing career
"I guess you can never domesticate them. Like I'm not domesticated, I'm never gonna be a domesticated person."
-- Mike Tyson on Montecore the Tiger
"I may have smoked too much weed, but I wasn't taking drugs or anything."
-- Mike Tyson on his loss to Lennox Lewis
"I make love to pressure."
-- Stephen Jackson, Indiana Pacers guard
"We have a lot of stars, just no one you've ever heard of."
-- 49ers GM Terry Donahue
"I just don't want the day to come where I pick up that paper and it says (Zach] shot someone, or that he was shot. Every day that goes by that I don't see that, I feel good."
-- Moe Smedley, high school coach of Zach Randolph, Portland Trailblazers forward
"That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops, I guess you could say."
-- Virginia's Marquis Weeks after returning a 100-yard kickoff against UNC
"Eddie Robinson is about one word: winning and losing."
--Agent Paul Collier after Robinson's release from the Chicago Bulls
"Yes it was unanimous, 1-0, and I won."
-- NBA commissioner David Stern, after being asked whether the vote to suspend Ron Artest for the season was unanimous
"This team is one execution away from being a very good basketball team."
-- Celtics coachDoc Rivers on his team.
"Don't get me wrong, everything the media writes is not wrong. But I'd say 99 percent of it is wrong, in my opinion, but I don't read the newspaper, so I don't know. I hear things, though."
-- Chicago Bears defensive back R.W. McQuarters
"It will work out, somehow. That's a hell of a duo right there, Marbury, Crawford and Houston."
-- Carmelo Anthony assessing the future of the 2004-05 Knicks
3 DAYS UNTIL IC!!!!
-Pradamaster