i had dried up orgasmic vaginal phlegm on a bun, with hotsauce for breakfast today... mmm

your rust bucket of lies ( Read more... )

ok here we go people who actually see this:

take this test, http://web.tickle.com/tests/uiq/

i got a 124, visual mathematician.

i played tennis ball bases ball today. which was awesome. but now im le tired... bye

reasons i hate America ( Read more... )

that last post was just a reminder for me, i remembered so now i deleted it. anyways

i in a freshman class and the freshman retreat is tomorrow, i dunno what thats gonna be like but oh well.

the bleeding finally stopped, im going to the doctors tomorrow ( Read more... )

for the last couple days my nose will bleed at random times and rapidly. theres something wrong with me. once it bled while i was sleeping, and i woke up in a puddle of my own blood.

does anybody else find these as hilarious as i do?


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damnit why doesnt anyone use their lj anymore?

hilarious. end all, just hilarious

http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/