Keith: Okay, with about 5 weeks left until the baby is born, we need to start thinking about what you need to pack in your overnight bag.
Ang: *sigh* I'm bored with Guild Wars 2. What video game should I play now?
Keith: By the way, I bought a new end table and a cool cubby thing for Lilly's room. I'm going to go assemble it now. Aren't these pink drawers for the cubby thing cute?
Ang: Hmmm...Star Wars: The Old Republic? Nah. I'm not really feeling it.
Keith: Oh, and here's my pager number for when I'm at work so you don't have to worry about my being in an area at the university where I have no phone reception. You know, in case you go into labor when I'm at work.
Ang: Ooooo...A new Sims 3 expansion pack? I think I'll download that! And then take a nice, hot bubble bath while it's downloading. Yeah, that sounds great!
I wish this were an exaggeration.