[Voice//Accidentally public]

[peasant_king]

[There's a clank as something bumps the journal turning it on, then the groans of someone waking up slowly. A few seconds of silence, then a scream of shock and horror. What can eventually be heard to be Delita is cursing like a sailor and by the sounds of it, scrambling out of bed as fast as his legs can carry him. The cursing is in a very thick

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[Voice]

[peoplenpudding]

Lieutenant? What---*yawn* what's wrong?

*Meg in the background, making noises at the journal*

[Voice]

[peasant_king]

A crazed cook is what happened!

[Voice]

[peoplenpudding]

Mr. *yawn* Francis?

[Voice]

[peasant_king]

Aye. He is nude in my bed! I shall do what the Admiral should have done long ago!

Worried Ramza is worried.

[sekaikawaranai]

Delita!!

Delita, what has happened?!

He's so cute XD

[peasant_king]

I have been... sexually assaulted by a mad Frenchman!!

...He's a mixture of shocked, disgusted, sympathetic, and WTF.

[sekaikawaranai]

...

WHAT?!

*And that is all the poor boy can manage. His brain is broken.*

[peasant_king]

Are thou ears plugged Ramza!? A naked man crawled into bed with me while I slept!

Bloody Hell, I left my sword... bare hands shall have to do...

[sekaitoonajide]

What the--

Hey, Deli!

Are you okay?!

[peasant_king]

I am not "okay"! I am very near killing a man in my own bed.

Her mind goes to the most reasonable option.

[sekaitoonajide]

What the--

Killing a--

You have a potential rapist in your bed?!

*She lets out a growl. First Assassination attempts. Now Rapists. She can't leave this ship alone. EVER.*

I hope you shove a sword down his throat, the perverted--!!

[peasant_king]

*Snarling, but calming down slightly*

He... did not harm me. He would not be living if he had attempted. But this madness shall not be allowed to continue...

[karmauberalles]

...What the hell is going on there?

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[hamrahybi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMzgVshG6CI