what a damn day. i should not have even got outta bed today. woke up for my 9 am test to find my truck plowed into the driveway after i dig it out and unfreeze my door enought to open it i found that some assbag had stolen my backpack, normally this wouldn't be such a big deal but on this paticular day i happen to have my scantrons(for my 9am test ( Read more... )

Pictures, pictures of your mama, taken by your papa, a long time ago . . .

I have had this damn song stuck in my head for a week!!!!!!!!!, you know it's the one form the hp commercials

Pictures, pictures of your mama, taken by your papa, a long time ago . . .

I have had this damn song stuck in my head for a week!!!!!!!!!, you know it's the one form the hp commercials

HELLO MARK'S JOURNAL ( Read more... )

well haven't updated in awhile, cause not really much has happened. but this last weekend was very much update worthy. me and jason, julie, and andy went camping with 15 ladies. good times ensued. it all started off friday night i met up with jason and julie at her place and we packed up the trucks and watched slingblade till 4am. then we got up at ( Read more... )

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last weekend was a pretty good time. sarah and linsay came up and it was fun. we couldn't find a damn thing to do cause everyone decided to go home so we went to see 50 first dates on friday. i don't know kinda allright movie, just a little funny, pretty much a chick flick. and then we made macaroni and cheese with peas and it was awesome. so then ( Read more... )

Drunken quote of the weekend ( Read more... )

can you imagine being that first american soilder to step down that hole and see saddam fucking hussein staring back at you? that must have been insane! i'm so glad we finally got his sorry ass. At least the fighting is pretty much over and we are one big step closer to having our troops come home ( Read more... )

i was really pissed off last night when i wrote that entry, long story short, mollie kicked my nuts off for no reason so i'm not talking to her anymore ( Read more... )