"Baby in throat"

[pebbledrop]

So I went to the gynecologist yesterday. Good news is things are all well and good in the vagina department meaning I can have sex to my hearts content. The throatal region on the other hand is not doing so hot apparently. The doctor man was feelin up my neck when he said he noticed much swelling in my thyroid gland, so I had to get blood work done

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[itshipstertime]

Uh, why was the gynecologist feeling your neck? Breast exams, yes. Neck fondling, no.

[westsidelove]

man, sometimes being a OBGYN would be pretty sweet. i would be all like

"hmm..something weird is going on with your neck and i think..." then cute girl would say "why are you looking at my neck, shouldn't you be grabbing my gigantic breasts or something?!"

then i would "turn down the lights and turn up the Boston" and oblige the lady.

no, i'm really not that creepy....honestly.

[pebbledrop]

Turn down the lights and turn up the Boston. I think thats the greatest thing you've ever said in your entire life. Steal.