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Apr 30, 2009 23:49

Swine News! Diddle-dee-dee, diddle-dee-dee, exciting swirly apocalygraphics.

Bong! Please keep your arms and legs inside the panicky hysterica at all times or YOU WILL DIE.

Bong! Swine Flu officially pronounced more deadly than Man Flu. Nationwide sulking results.

Bong! Michael Portillo is on TV as I type, trying to explain viral evolution. In ( Read more... )

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mikosquirrel May 1 2009, 01:02:57 UTC
You've got a DS, eh? You should get Disgaea and The World Ends With You. Both are absolutely ruddy brilliant, and little else on the blessed thing is.

Well, maybe Elite Beat Agents. And the Castlevanias, although Order of Ecclesia is testicle-crushingly hard.

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footpad May 1 2009, 08:01:48 UTC
I believe the WHO will want you to call it Novel News now, further reinforcing the miasma of irreality that pervades the whole situation.

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toob May 1 2009, 20:40:05 UTC
Ah, this must be the blisteringly funny journal you were referring to.

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gerald_duck May 1 2009, 09:50:16 UTC
I was at Papworth yesterday, picking up a monitor for a sleep study to see why I snore loudly enough to wake the dead. I'm heading back in twenty minutes' time so they can analyse the results. I'd ask if you wanted a visit, but I guess having visitors when you're hiding in a hospital to avoid getting infected kinda defeats the point of the exercise?

After Addenbrooke's and Hinchingbrooke, Papworth is a very strange place: a loose cluster of random buildings and portakabins of differing styles and vintages. It's all very sylvan and peaceful, but it's a bugger to get from the car park to your destination without getting wet if it's raining.

Oh, and the car park needs pound coins. In advance. I'm used to hospital car parks either being free or pay-on-entry-once-you've-managed-to-change-down-a-tenner-by-buying-a-pack-of-crisps.

Very cool bike racks, though.

Enjoy the dinosaurs.

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