Things my physiotherapist has said to me today

[pebblepup]

Oh my god, I hate that man. He's a cunt. He's a multicunt. He's a multicunted dickhead with no dick. God, he's just so... tall.

God you're crap at breathing.

Thing is, as you get promoted there's less people are allowed to tell you you're shit, but then you start having to tell other people that they're shit. My job now, I have to spend so much time

Comments

[footpad]

I fondly imagine that Pebble and his flaming physiotherapist generate a synergistically but chastely self-reinforcing interestingness.

[shepherdbear]

*slowly pushes bowl of sugar towards the mad puppy*

[tomjon]

He not mad, it all true!