Things my physio has said to me today

[pebblepup]

I do not want to touch your damp leopard

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[anonymous]

This physio is played by Miranda Hart.

[gerald_duck]

I've had physiotherapy in Addenbrooke's; the physio never said anything like that to me.

I conclude, therefore, that they send the… special physiotherapists to Papworth.

[metamoof]

The most my physio does is cackle when he presses particular hard *there*