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[pebblepup]

Horizon is one of those TV programmes that should really be on the radio

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[kalipha]

Who listens to porn?!

Oh no he didn't...

http://pornfortheblind.org/

[pebblepup]

Actually, if you look, I was suggesting audio-description for the deaf, which is quite another thing altogether; positively zen, in fact. Anyone would think I was making it up as I went along.

[bethanthepurple]

I used to make my dry philosophy texts more engaging by rewarding myself with a wank after every chapter. Sadly the texts were just as dry and boring, but now I get the horn whenever I read anything for educational purpose.

This is particularly awkward in libraries.

[pebblepup]

Blimey, you must have had a hell of a week with Hegel, his chapters go on forever. Not like quick-little-meditation-and-the-rest-of-the-day's-your-own Descartes, doing it in an oven, the tart. We all know what he was thinking about.

[pebblepup]

(And I was going to say something about how hard it is to get properly into that dry old Kant, so think yourself lucky.)

[bethanthepurple]

Excess lube made the ink run :(

[scruff]

Radio has the hazard of shows with titles like Crossing Continents sounding like Cross Incontinence which is just undignified.

[mikosquirrel]

Or possibly Gross Incontinence, which is even worse.

[scruff]

Not really, 'Gross' sounds completely different.

[mikosquirrel]

Several friends of mine own compilation CDs of classic porn soundtracks from the 70s. Yes, it's all wah guitar and synthetic flute licks, but so's Air.

Today's porn, of course, either has a generic "tunk tunk tunk tunk" beat or just squishy noises and grunting. And the plots consist of "hello, please take your clothes off so I can put things in you for the benefit of the viewers at home".