Crash! Boom! Crunch!!

[pebbles_patio]

So I was in an automobile accident today dammit. I was turning out of the parking lot of my favorite grocer, and unfortunately the view of an oncoming car was blocked by one of those massive diesal guzzling SUVs that people like to drive. Grrrr..... All I could do was scream butchly and cover my eyes as the little car careened into the kitty's

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[marvelboy74]

Damn Pebs, maybe you shouldn't have been blaring your Gloria Gaynor so loud and you wouldn't have been distracted.

[pebbles_patio]

It was horrid Marvey! I honestly could not see the on-coming car because of the large truck in front of it. Those things should be outlawed for many reasons...

oxox,
pebs

[bartok]

You own a truck?!

Is that allowed?!

I mean...you're gay.

Gays don't drive trucks.

[pebbles_patio]

We don't drive trucks! I bought it solely because the salesman was super cute. =) It has done nothing but gather dust since....

oxox,
pebs

[pebbles_patio]

Thanks Andrew. I'm like a Bumble...I bounce. =)

xoxo,
pebs

[forrestunknown]

Whats up with you and the pussy references bitch?

[pebbles_patio]

My car is a Cougar so I call it Miss Kitty. =)

xoxo,
pebs

[forrestunknown]

Sure sweetie .... sure

[pebbles_patio]

Trust me...that's the car and Blanche are the closest things that I'll ever come to liking pussy. ;)

xoxo,
pebs

[inspector_jack]

i think i saw that commercial.. didn't he throw up in the end? haha

[pebbles_patio]

Something like that Zacky. Fortunately my police guy didn't toss his cookies on me. He was hyper cute though! =)

xxo,
pebs