Dated to whenever the heck you want.
Hope everyone had a good holiday. I spent mine curb-stomping turtles. Enjoy the rest of your break. I'll be around town in the meantime if anyone needs me. If not, see you all in the new year.
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Sable! Is his secret Santa person. He does not know much about her at all aside from the fact that she is crazy good at sewing/knitting/making clothes. But that means she probably has any and all things related to being crazy good at sewing/knitting/making clothes. He eventually settles on a little tabletop organizer for her sewing/knitting/making clothes paraphernalia. Also chocolates. Because all girls like chocolate. Right?
Kyle! Is easy to shop for. Kyle gets a bottle of brandy.
Max! Is also easy to shop for. Max gets some new lifting gloves and this.
The football team and also Mac and also Science TA Maxwell! A box of chocolate. For each student. Though it probably would have been really funny if Falcon had given the football team one box of chocolate to fight over.
Jeff! Falcon figures Jeff has all sorts of tasers and laser guns and bazookas and other such things so clearly the only thing to do is to get him a small plasma assault rifle. He can't let Lash show up Jeffums, after all. Night vision/thermal/X-Ray goggles. This is going to end so well.
Ionia! Sometime over this week, Falcon painted one of the walls in Ionia's room (not her dorm room, her room in his apartment) with whiteboard paint. To go with this shiny new wall, she receives a set of dry-erase markers in many exciting colors. Other presents include a snuggie clothes and drawing things and new tools, and of course the old favorite, "hand-me-down parts with which to tinker".
Olimar! Parts for the Dolphin. The parts he could get a hold of without running to Hocotate and back. *~*The latest in AI technology.*~* A gift card to a nice restaurant and an offer to babysit the kids so that Ollie and his wife can have a night out. A basket of assorted holiday candy/cookies for the whole family accompanied by a note that says "Now Ollie has to pick a different New Year's resolution", tucked somewhere in between the biscotti and the chocolate-covered cherries. ROGAINE
Samus! Is really really hard to shop for. As far as Falcon knows, Samus' gunship and bike are two separate entities (he has only ever seen her summon it from the Powersuit), BUT NO MORE. He has made her a device that he will install on her bike and she can program it to patch directly into her ship's computer. NOW HER BIKE CAN DRIVE ITSELF. It is very much like the device on his wrist that he uses to link with the Flyer's mainframe computer, only bigger and meant to go on a bike. Flowers. Popcorn and a fuzzy blanket and some bad action movies from the bargain bin. He thought about getting her jewelry but then wasn't sure if they were there yet and also she probably has no practical use for it and then he maybe seethed a little if he saw what Surge got her. An old, beat-up laser pistol that only works if you basically get on your knees and pray for it to fire when you pull the trigger HOW CRYPTIC.
Bowser and Kamek receive death threats that may or may not be burnt into the side of the doomship.
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Sable! Is his secret Santa person. He does not know much about her at all aside from the fact that she is crazy good at sewing/knitting/making clothes. But that means she probably has any and all things related to being crazy good at sewing/knitting/making clothes. He eventually settles on a little tabletop organizer for her sewing/knitting/making clothes paraphernalia. Also chocolates. Because all girls like chocolate. Right?
Kyle! Is easy to shop for. Kyle gets a bottle of brandy.
Max! Is also easy to shop for. Max gets some new lifting gloves and this.
The football team and also Mac and also Science TA Maxwell! A box of chocolate. For each student. Though it probably would have been really funny if Falcon had given the football team one box of chocolate to fight over.
Jeff! Falcon figures Jeff has all sorts of tasers and laser guns and bazookas and other such things so clearly the only thing to do is to get him a small plasma assault rifle. He can't let Lash show up Jeffums, after all. Night vision/thermal/X-Ray goggles. This is going to end so well.
Ionia! Sometime over this week, Falcon painted one of the walls in Ionia's room (not her dorm room, her room in his apartment) with whiteboard paint. To go with this shiny new wall, she receives a set of dry-erase markers in many exciting colors. Other presents include a snuggie clothes and drawing things and new tools, and of course the old favorite, "hand-me-down parts with which to tinker".
Olimar! Parts for the Dolphin. The parts he could get a hold of without running to Hocotate and back. *~*The latest in AI technology.*~* A gift card to a nice restaurant and an offer to babysit the kids so that Ollie and his wife can have a night out. A basket of assorted holiday candy/cookies for the whole family accompanied by a note that says "Now Ollie has to pick a different New Year's resolution", tucked somewhere in between the biscotti and the chocolate-covered cherries. ROGAINE
Samus! Is really really hard to shop for. As far as Falcon knows, Samus' gunship and bike are two separate entities (he has only ever seen her summon it from the Powersuit), BUT NO MORE. He has made her a device that he will install on her bike and she can program it to patch directly into her ship's computer. NOW HER BIKE CAN DRIVE ITSELF. It is very much like the device on his wrist that he uses to link with the Flyer's mainframe computer, only bigger and meant to go on a bike. Flowers. Popcorn and a fuzzy blanket and some bad action movies from the bargain bin. He thought about getting her jewelry but then wasn't sure if they were there yet and also she probably has no practical use for it and then he maybe seethed a little if he saw what Surge got her. An old, beat-up laser pistol that only works if you basically get on your knees and pray for it to fire when you pull the trigger HOW CRYPTIC.
Bowser and Kamek receive death threats that may or may not be burnt into the side of the doomship.