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pedaltothemetal

[VIDEO/ACTION]

Jan 12, 2011 20:37

[After the complete debacle that was Bowser's Day Out, the esteemed Captain found himself doing damage control--but not at the school. No, Falcon was fighting a media firestorm, running back and forth between Final Destination and Mute City. As such, he has been in and out of his office for the better part of a week--but if you're lucky, you might ( Read more... )

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NO ME ARE YOU SICK OF ME YET icequeen_aran January 13 2011, 06:37:21 UTC

[This probably was not healthy. Since the event Samus has been flitting between wanting to be near Falcon and comfort him when he wasn't yelling, urging him to take a break and go to sleep or just curl up on the couch with her when he was here... and wanting to give Falcon as much space as he needed when he needed it. Something of this magnitude would warrant a lot if space to cope with, she knew that.

She was still coping with it herself.

The times he was gone she was just as bad, scouring news reports and videos. All the tribunals and investigations being held. Scowling infinitely at the hypocrisy of it all and seething in anger. How could they possibly understand? People SUCK. It was extremely easy to get lost into. And Samus realized this was a familiar feeling...

This probably was not healthy to still hear whispers of doubts in the very back of her head. She is out and about the firehouse, still looking forward to seeing you Captain when you're here, but she's probably been neglecting to eat and take care of herself

Re: NO ME ARE YOU SICK OF ME YET pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 07:03:57 UTC

[Falcon is on the living room sofa, going back and forth between his laptop and the plethora of magazines spread out before him. Gideon has just implied something extremely distressing and now the tabloids are the lesser of two evils.

There is a bitter laugh from the general area of where he is sitting.]

This one's good. Captain Falcon: Depraved and Deranged. Committee member tells all in this shocking exposé.

Then they go on to talk about how I spent my childhood running away from foster homes and landing myself in juvenile detention centers.

icequeen_aran January 13 2011, 08:26:38 UTC

[Yeah that is some distressing something. She approaches the opposite end of the table and peers at the awful articles with a snort.]

Who writes this crap...

[He is very engrossed in this. She leans on the table in his view.]

You should take a break.

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 15:31:26 UTC

[No, no this is a really good one.]

I don't know. The person they interviewed is an ex-Committee member. It's already been officially declared that neither the clone nor the shirtless ninja were me.

Except somehow they still figure I was an alcoholic at twelve.

[He gazes at the magazine for another moment or two before he sets it down.]

Have you seen Blacky since Monday?

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YOU GOT EMAIL FROM THIS DUDE goose_rider January 13 2011, 07:38:05 UTC

DOUGLAS JAY FALCON.

Pico KNEW you could sink LOW. Pico didnt knew YOU WOULD COME DOWN SUCKING EGGS LIKE THIS! PICO LAUGHS HEARTLY! HA! HAH! HAH!

Pico witnessed the fight, DOUGLAS. YOUR AGE STARTS TO SHOW AS THE MEATBAG THAT YOU ARE. A CLONE ALMOST TOOK CAPTAIN DOUGLAS JAY FALCON MANO A MANO? PICO LAUGHS EVEN MORE.

The fight was a delight to watch for Pico. Destruction and Violence and Special Guests. Pico didnt had to pay for a PayPerTransmission Rightsholder for this Broadcast, THE WHOLE SECTOR SAW THIS. Pico is proud of your scumbaggery, CAPTAIN DOUGLAS JAY FALCON.

THE FZERO TRIBUNE WANTS AN INTERVIEW WITH PICO ABOUT HIS TIME WITH CAPTAIN DOUGLAS JAY FALCON. Pico can be persuaded for a little... REPUTATION.

CONTACT ME IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR FACE, DOUGLAS FALCON.

Signed,
Pico.

PS. Pico Laughs at You.

AT YOUR FACE.

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 07:39:22 UTC

[Delete.]

[video] badasscopters January 13 2011, 14:41:06 UTC

[Goose is leaning back in his office chair, using the video feed on one of the computers inside to make a response. He hummed and quirked an eyebrow, arms folded over his chest.]

Huh. So you weren't the one who decided punchin' me in the stomach was a great idea.

Re: [video] pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 15:28:39 UTC

[Haha oh man that's actually hilarious.]

No. I wasn't.

Re: [video] badasscopters January 13 2011, 22:44:19 UTC

Well, at least I don't have to go punching you in return, heh.

[Hmm. He seems thoughtful. Either he can't remember who impersonated Falcon or he simply didn't see everything on the video, but...] Who was the jackass going around pretending to be you anyway? I'd sock him a good one.

Re: [video] pedaltothemetal January 14 2011, 02:11:13 UTC

It would be nice if you didn't punch me.

[Even though you have like stick arms and it probably wouldn't hurt at all.]

Your guess is as good as mine.

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video pink_shroom January 13 2011, 15:12:58 UTC

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Re: video pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 15:27:28 UTC

No, he wasn't, but I will apologize for whatever he did.

Re: video pink_shroom January 13 2011, 15:43:19 UTC

I admit to have been very upset about it.

It's not...any day someone comes up to you and forcibly puts a kiss on you. And make insulting comments afterwords.

Re: video pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 16:52:18 UTC

[Man his clone was getting ALL KINDS OF ACTION what is even.]

Well, again, I apologize on his behalf.

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