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[pedaltothemetal]

[If you are on the football team (or cheerleading squad, for that matter), you probably received a mysterious package within the past few days. The packages contain brand new football jerseys, individualized to each player, with numbers and everything.

The only problem is that the jerseys read "Smash Academy Flaming HobosIt seems to be the work of

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Guess who just got hers?

[sportsflower]

Um, what the hell is with these jerseys?!

[pedaltothemetal]

I am not entirely sure.

Just...burn it, or throw it away, or something.

[sportsflower]

Well are we gonna find out?! Someone needs to pay for it!

[pedaltothemetal]

Pay as in...pay fiscally, or pay as in pay corporally.

[icequeen_aran]

[Knock knock.

Someone is a Flaming Hobo today.]

[pedaltothemetal]

It's open.

[icequeen_aran]

[Samus is Flaming Hobo #63 today. And the jersey is perhaps one too many sizes too big. Or two sizes too big as evident by collar threatening to slide down one shoulder. She seems to care not.]

Hey.

[pedaltothemetal]

Where'd you get that?

[Besides from an unmarked package with no return address, of course.]

[tank_rockarms]

::What is this. What. Is. This.::

Are these jersey's some kinda joke?

[pedaltothemetal]

I would assume so.

[tank_rockarms]

Who did it?

[pedaltothemetal]

Capcom, probably.

[boxingmidget]

Coach.

Have you seen these jerseys?

[pedaltothemetal]

Yes. I have seen the jerseys.

[boxingmidget]

It ain't funny.

This idea of some sorta senior prank or somethin'?

[pedaltothemetal]

Probably. Running theory is that it's Capcom, of course.

[miss_dreavus]

Would the library need to be closed if nobody is in charge?

[pedaltothemetal]

No. I just have a question for whoever's in charge now.

[miss_dreavus]

Are you trying to escape overdue fees.

[pedaltothemetal]

No. Not this time, anyway.