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[pedosaurus]

I just woke up from a dream in which I was cast as Bella Swan in the Twilight movie.

I don't remember who Edward was, but he had a big black cape and was dazzling.

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[pedosaurus]

I HATE TWILIGHT FFFFFFFFASDFO;SDJLAFKSJDF

[stopping]

oh my god i'm so sorry

[pedosaurus]

*sobs and drowns you in tears*

[stopping]

AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT SPARKLY VAMPIRE-TEARS

[pedosaurus]

.....

jk maybe i was cast as edward instead

[_rocketgoldstar]

DID YOU FUCKING GO FIGHT BEARS TOGETHER?

WHOOPS WRONG JOURNAL

[pedosaurus]

NO WE WERE BUSY FILMING AND HE WAS AT MY DOOR WITH HIS CAPE BEING SPARKLY AND I WAS LAUGHING AND WE HAD TO RE-SHOOT THE SCENE AND I SHUT THE DOOR IN HIS FACE.

THEN I WENT TO FIND AN OUTFIT MORE BELLA-Y, AND MY ALARM WENT OFF.

[typosexual]

[pedosaurus]

-PRETENDS THIS NEVER HAPPENED-

[typosexual]

PRETEND WHAT HAPPENED? IDK WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[pedosaurus]