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[pedosaurus]

Pedosaurus Rex: so like, i went to the schoolyard heroes show at the seattle tattoo expo, rite?
Pedosaurus Rex: and since it's full of adults, there's naturally beer there, rite?
Pedosaurus Rex: SO NATURALLY, PEOPLE GET REALLY REALLY DRUNK, RITE?
Pedosaurus Rex: but normal people should not get drunk enough that they start dry humping against the

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[abandonreality]

That. was the most. AMAZING STORY. EVER.

[burningourown]

I NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT EVER AGAIN.
EVER. AGAIN.

NO ONE SHOULD GET THAT DRUNK.

OH GOD THOSE IMAGES ARE SEARED INTO MY MIND.
AND YOU LAUGHING ONLY MADE ME LAUGH HARDER.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU
WHY DID THAT HAVE TO HAPPEN?

but kudos to jonah for trying to break it up.

[blackjesskat]

I miss you... <3