Has it seriously been over two months? Whoops. Sorry, Internet ( Read more... )

I think I might hate Christmas a little less this year ( Read more... )

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Liverjournal's Halloween layout looks dumb. The Evil Council does not approve ( Read more... )

I have watched this 3 times in a row.

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It just makes me feel like the sun. If it could possibly make sense: she has this cuteness, this way about her while singing this. Talented and beautiful, but proud and a little silly in spite of herself because she is so pleased with that moment. And I feel like that's what's going on inside my head every ( Read more... )

Okay. Guys. I am the opposite of a hipster all-natural green alt. medicine organic grain-fed chicken sort of bandwagon jumper. I like doctors and antibiotics and McDonald's. Okay? But I have a sore throat and no Choloroseptic. And it hurts so bad, so I get online and look up home remedies. Which is exactly the sort of thing you should do for ( Read more... )

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I was having a really horrible day yesterday. I seriously wanted to scream out of frustration. But then this happened, and made it all better:

One of my three-year-olds approached me and said, "The toilet is full of poop!" I checked, and sure enough, he was right. And it baffled me, because it was more poop than a preschooler should ever have ( Read more... )

Guys. I think I did an hallucinogenic drug for the first time:


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I bought Derek a present today!  That's one of the more fun parts of wifing.  You get to buy presents for your husband when you feel so inclined.  This is sewius.

People are talkin' 'bout stuff:

• The earthquake.
  
• Hillrod and Obama.
  
• The economy.
  
• Gas prices.
  
• Eating utensils.
  
• They are not talking about eating utensils.

I didn't feel the ( Read more... )