I was reading the Daily Orange this morning while stuffing my face during Stuff Paul's Face: Daily Stuff Fest #1, and I couldn't help but wonder how so many stories can cover the same things in every issue: SU has a lot of money and does not know how to use it, our football team is the epitome of poopy, and the jolliness of our wee little ( Read more... )

Syracuse, NY (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Syracuse ( Read more... )

I was walking to my 8 am class this morning, and I saw a car covered in snow.

Oh, central New York, how fucked up you are.

I genuinely miss strawberries.

Nothing's gonna change change my world

Jai Guru Deva

I need an ego boost for Tuesday night...seriously. I just ate 3/4 of a pint of ben and jerry's cookie dough ice cream in about 3 minutes.

What makes a Paul...discuss...PLEASE. They can be anonymous, but just leave any shitty ones until after Tuesday night.

So I was studying feverishly for my Calculus II midterm when I hear the sound of a whistle...not a human whistle, but the thing you blow into. I felt like I was a corpse floating in the icy Atlantic waters right after the Titanic sunk (in under two hours, mind you); random people placed in a large opening with huge obstructions (shelves are similar ( Read more... )

My roommate filling me in on what happened:

"Once the crying started, that began the steady decline to nothingness."

Wow.

And now, for a series of truths ( Read more... )

Hmm...it's time for a change.