So I have just spent the past 4 days in Lincoln. I've loved it, and I don't love much ( Read more... )

Who the fuck is Kid Rock apart from some over-hyped mid-aged good for nothing cliche rocker who shagged Pamela Anderson once?
Seriously, the guy thinks he's God.
He actually thinks he is God.
He parades around in his leather stud trousers and stupid fucking cowboy hat and fucking beard like "I am the saviour of rock music".
No, Kid Rock, you fail.. ( Read more... )

I've been thinking, about nothing in particular. Just the general rubbish that tends to filter through my mind ( Read more... )

Do you ever feel like giving up on everything?
Because I do.
All the god damn time.
I don't see a point to anything at all.
My mind is just so messed up all the god damn time and I can't be doing with it anymore, and this complication doesn't help.
Sometimes I wish I kept my mouth shut.
And sometimes I wish I could say what I'm feeling.
I don't know what ( Read more... )

This is the message which I have just sent to Cadburys.
Whoever though up the advert wants burning.

"I am a fan of Cadbury chocolate. It shows on my hips, thighs and bingo wings.
I enjoyed your advert with the man in a gorilla suit playing drums to Phil Collins.
I was slightly annoyed when it changed to Bonnie Tyler.
I did, however, still like your " ( Read more... )

 Last night, whilst looking for pictures of the Baby Cheeses, I stumbled upon a myspace profile belonging to one
Father Juan Valdez.
He is from Canada. He is a LEGEND!
He got married to his wife in halloween costumes.
And is a former semi-pro wrestler.
Nuff Said.

Anyway, I have decided to assume his identity.
So from now on I do not want to be called any ( Read more... )

You may be thinking this is going to be some repetitive emo entry about how my life sucks ( Read more... )

 People who park their fucking cars right up on the path.
I was on my way home from work, there's a fucking massive comet van blocking my way. I had to cross the road to walk around it, just so I could cross back over onto the other side again.
I made sure to give the drivers a dirty look.
pricks.

 I do things I don't want to do, and don't do the things I DO want to do ( Read more... )

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If I were able to watch one last video before I die.. I think this would be it.