Ha, Bitchez!
To just prove that I can do this........I must do this.....
Is it just me or do rappers have the stupidest and gayest names?
Eminem- Ok, well his name is originally Marshall Mathers.
Lol!
<--Marshall.
<--Ghetto Marshall
Anyways, Eminem is basically the spelled out version of M and M. Also Eminem, could mean M&M. A tiny chocolate candy that is covered in a colored shell. Last time I saw a white M&M it won me a million dollars. Anyways he could have gone by the name Marsh, which might have been a little more appropriate.
Marsh- An area of soft, wet, low-lying land, characterized by grassy vegetation and often forming a transition zone between water and land.
Could have been symbolic. Like Eminem is branching to close a gap between races. But NO!
Chocolatey goodness.
50 Cent- Why the hell is this man famous?
Getting shot nine times in my book means you're one really big dumbass. I get shot once and I learn my lesson or wait... I never stick my neck into stuff it shouldn't be in so I NEVER GET SHOT. Only reason this man is famous is because Eminem decided to use him in his band.
Ohh, don't believe me you do?
Right now on Eminem.com there is a pop-up from guess who's site. Yeperoonie, good old 50 Cent.
At least if you're going to name yourself after an amount of change, have the decency to use some proper English.
50 Cents...yep I got that on my table right in front of me.
Xzibit- Congratulations on being the 7th word in the dictionary that begins with X!
Definitions taken from the sedition.com devil's dictionary.
X 1. a useless letter of Greek origin duplicated and easily replaced by other letters. 2. a thing lacking in identity, or quantity. 3. David Duchovny. X-ray 1. a physician’s equivalent to a mechanic checking under the hood and saying, “see, now there’s your problem,” while mentally calculating the extra charges made possible by sloppy development work in the radiology lab. 2. a technique dentists have developed to continue to make sports-car money even though more and more of their patients have perfect teeth. xenophobe one with a mortal fear of being anally penetrated by an extra-terrestrial. Xerox a tremendous cat of fable whose great fame comes from a cautionary tale about being foolish enough to share your catch. XML acronym, eXtensible Markup Language; a multifaceted tool widely claimed to simplify data exchanges, facilitate any application project, save countless hours of lost productivity, kill werewolves, and cure herpes. XSLT a red herring; a get out of the dog-house free card to be played at work; a way for a DBA or data architect to pass the blame for his bungled data relationships onto the designers and web developers. xylophone 1. a meaningless word created to balance the weight of alphabetized file cabinets and books, especially dictionaries. 2. filler; gibberish. xhibit 1. a meaningless rapper that doesn't know that Exhibit starts with and E. 2. A rare disease where one must repair crappy cars to stay in the public's eye.
Ludacris- Now if this man could learn to spell the word he calls himself right the dictionary would tell the story once again.
lu·di·crous- Laughable or hilarious because of obvious absurdity or incongruity. See Synonyms at foolish.
Oh, now I get the gigantic fists......Uh, nope I lost it. I still don't get it. I really don't find a man wearing sock'em boppers scary.
Snoop Dogg- Do I even have to go there? The man is an anorexic stoner. It's like he grew up idolizing some skinny pothead.
Anyone else seeing the striking resemblance..
Snoopy get back to the Sunday Morning Papers!
Alright...I think this has gone far enough.
In all seriousness.......If you're going to rename yourself, don't do it while you're drunk.