If it warn't for me you'd have been to the churchyard long ago, and stayed there.

[peeonahobo]

It's about six a.m. and I'm still up.  Somehow my hair has been straightened.  What a night--and it's only Wednesday.

My father's family name being Pirrip, and my Christian name Philip,
my infant tongue could make of both names nothing longer or more
explicit than Pip.  So, I called myself Pip, and came to be called
Pip.
  I give Pirrip as my

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[duhpr]

piiip juice