This was so clever. I just am so amused.

[peetpachuli]

I took cutie for a ride in my deathcab
She tipped me with a kiss I dropped her off at the meth lab
Before she left she made a dashboard confessional
And spilled her guts in cursive but whats worse is
I could still see her bright eyes like sunny day real estate
Oh my and in a funny way it irritates
So high but no chance
My little chemical romance left a

Comments

[alexanderitalic]

Soft porn is boring...try edited hardcore...that's hotter...you get more male flesh.

[peetpachuli]

edited?

[itookmyshirtoff]

hey so hows the book?

[peetpachuli]

funny and pervy.