Rac-ism to the Bottom!

Nov 29, 2004 10:23

Saturday I was incognito. Disguised as your friendly neighborhood “Arab Gas Station Attendant,” I was working my slave wage evening shift. Well, if you don’t know, the “idiot tax,” as scrubbedpotato likes to call it, was up to $110 million. And like most other wage slaves, I too bought one of those little numbered slips of paper, hoping that I might just be ( Read more... )

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If the Taliban were your favorite charity... s33dstar November 29 2004, 18:06:32 UTC
you probably could get a job higher up in the petrochemical food chain. But you are a peacenik... so you gotta just be nice to the gas-huffing rabbits that walk into the shop late at night with wacky prejudices and half-truths about the way the world works.

Besides, the rest of us know you are here in Northern Minnesota to capture blond, blue-eyed white women for the Saudi Monarchs to sodomize ritually... not to send even more money home to Arabia!!!

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Re: If the Taliban were your favorite charity... peg2 November 30 2004, 01:09:42 UTC
Soren,

While I appreciate the humor, I just don't know if I'm comfortable with you making jokes about my wife getting "Ritually Sodomized."

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what a man does with his own wife in the House of Saud... s33dstar November 30 2004, 03:33:42 UTC
is between him and his God...

But I was not referring to your wife... Did you capture her in Northern Minnesota? No? Did I say *additional* blue-eyed blond women? NO? Then perhaps she was not included in the set of persons I joked you may have come here to find. Perhaps that is really my mission here, and by using my real name, brother, you make that mission slightly more difficult....

I am just envious, as I have gone great lengths to be able to pass as Taliban myself, when and if the need arises. And it never does ( ... )

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recycling November 29 2004, 22:11:07 UTC
You totally should have put a ski mask on and decapitated that motherfucker.

Allah Akbar!

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peg2 November 30 2004, 01:21:45 UTC
In the name of God, the most merciful and beneficent...


... )

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recycling November 30 2004, 14:30:33 UTC
Whoa..I finally made it to the point where I'm cynical about the beheading of hostages. What's happened to me?

Oh well. Fuck it.

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jasonanonymous November 30 2004, 15:35:14 UTC
Hollie & I watched the videos. We watched them a few times.

~Jason

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kenopolis November 29 2004, 22:29:47 UTC
EH, If he was seriously being mean or cruel, then, yeah, sugar in the tank always works...

But it seems to me that he was most likely just trying to make a bad joke.

Seriously though, I didn't know you were of Arabic descent until after I was out of high school. I just thought you were Hispanic or something, I didn't really care. I think most ignorant people would just assume that you were Hispanic.
Sounds like he wasn't being rude, just ridiculous.

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peg2 November 30 2004, 01:05:10 UTC
It wasn't a joke. I wouldn't have mentioned it if it was a joke.

Remember the Gulf War? I suppose we weren't hanging out together when I was getting the shit kicked out of me for being arabic. And of course there was that whole "Cheech" nickname thing, which could have been a little confusing.

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kenopolis December 1 2004, 23:41:01 UTC
Wow. I didn't know about that. People really picked fights with you back then? I had no idea.

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Sorry, K, but it has to be said ... myaxe November 30 2004, 15:06:35 UTC
Are you admitting your ... ignorance?!?

:-)

~H

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