Saturday I was incognito. Disguised as your friendly neighborhood “Arab Gas Station Attendant,” I was working my slave wage evening shift. Well, if you don’t know, the “
idiot tax,” as
scrubbedpotato likes to call it, was up to $110 million. And like most other wage slaves, I too bought one of those little numbered slips of paper, hoping that I might just be
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Besides, the rest of us know you are here in Northern Minnesota to capture blond, blue-eyed white women for the Saudi Monarchs to sodomize ritually... not to send even more money home to Arabia!!!
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While I appreciate the humor, I just don't know if I'm comfortable with you making jokes about my wife getting "Ritually Sodomized."
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But I was not referring to your wife... Did you capture her in Northern Minnesota? No? Did I say *additional* blue-eyed blond women? NO? Then perhaps she was not included in the set of persons I joked you may have come here to find. Perhaps that is really my mission here, and by using my real name, brother, you make that mission slightly more difficult....
I am just envious, as I have gone great lengths to be able to pass as Taliban myself, when and if the need arises. And it never does ( ... )
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Allah Akbar!
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Oh well. Fuck it.
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~Jason
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But it seems to me that he was most likely just trying to make a bad joke.
Seriously though, I didn't know you were of Arabic descent until after I was out of high school. I just thought you were Hispanic or something, I didn't really care. I think most ignorant people would just assume that you were Hispanic.
Sounds like he wasn't being rude, just ridiculous.
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Remember the Gulf War? I suppose we weren't hanging out together when I was getting the shit kicked out of me for being arabic. And of course there was that whole "Cheech" nickname thing, which could have been a little confusing.
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:-)
~H
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