Step Off Bitch

Jan 06, 2005 00:48

It has come to my attention that certain person’s, whose names recycling shall be withheld, have once again spread rumors and half-truths about my happy place. And, I being one to not get caught in that torrent of masculine mediocrity and peacock strutting, believe that envious banter of another’s manhood or the discussion of ones own, add in no ( Read more... )

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GOD DAMMIT I ROCK recycling January 6 2005, 07:04:32 UTC
That being said, I suppose Mr. Ouderkirk, version X.whatever, has forced me into a box of social expectation.

I just totally "forced" you into "a box."

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Re: GOD DAMMIT I ROCK peg2 January 6 2005, 07:35:03 UTC
Gimp!

I curse you! Boogity boogity boo, may you end up with doo in your shoe!

Dem were mighty purdy wurds you dun wrote, but ma momma is one ov dem der krauts mostly. She duz gots sum injun iner and uder stuff.

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Re: GOD DAMMIT I ROCK recycling January 6 2005, 14:59:00 UTC
*sigh*

I just don't know what I'm going to do with you.

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p.s. recycling January 6 2005, 15:25:47 UTC
Hey, people added you..so be a trooper and add them back, or something.

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autumn2remember January 6 2005, 08:44:53 UTC
forget quitting smoking. It never works at this time of year anyway. There's nothin else to do but sit up all night smoking cigarettes anyway. The best I'm hoping to do at the moment is cut back on the smoking and drinking a bit. So far the drinking is going well.. Haven't had a drop since New Years Eve. And really I haven't been smoking as much... This will all of course end when I get to London the first week of February because those Londoners are alcoholics and buy rounds for everyone all night.

I'm just going to switch back to ONLY drinking when I'm out of town. It's better, so when I make an ass of myself I don't have to see the witnesses again until the embarassment has worn off :D

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peg2 January 6 2005, 20:02:27 UTC
I'd be drunk constantly if it wasn't for the lack of money thing. I'm sorry but tobacco has its ranking just above snobby beer.

Look at you. Little Miss Jetsetter off to Limeyville. Wow. If I play my cards write I'll be heading to the windy city around the same time. I hope you enjoy your time in Merry 'ol England.

As far as out of town drinking goes, no need to worry about embarassment. You have way to much fun and inspire that in others to be worried about witnesses. Anyway, they'll be way to foggy visioned and hangover headached to pick you out of a line up. So I say throw back a few chilled Chardonays and forget your worries rivet, cause as I see it no ones complaining.

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autumn2remember January 7 2005, 08:40:19 UTC
You flatter me... but you've always been a charmer. I'd like to think that I'm cute enough that no one cares if I'm an ass... and maybe I am hahaha.

Enjoy your time in Chicago and if you ever end up near my end of the country, let me know. I've got a couch with your name on it- for at least a week or so.

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peg2 January 7 2005, 22:18:04 UTC
I'll be moving in next Thursday. Clear a space. We should go shopping for house plants and such. Maybe a new bathroom set would be the right touch. I'll be expecting you to be at LAX to pick me up at noon.See you then.

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koni January 6 2005, 15:59:44 UTC
*melodramatic sobs* I didn't add you for your PENIS! God DAMN you men!

Just kidding.

But really, I didn't add you for your penis.


... )

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peg2 January 6 2005, 20:06:42 UTC
Every one adds me for my PENIS!

*sniff* I'm so ashamed.

Really though, Jay thinks about other peoples hoohas more than anyone I know. It's one of those quirks that, for as long as I've known him, I still get disturbed by.

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koni January 8 2005, 20:28:23 UTC
Yeah, I guess that IS true. He talked about Eric's penis a lot too.

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ferretiger January 7 2005, 04:37:01 UTC
I am one of Jay's followers who added you on his recommendation. Looking forward to getting to know you...

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peg2 January 7 2005, 06:45:06 UTC
And I as well, ferretiger. :)

Thanks for stopping by my humble abode.

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kenopolis January 7 2005, 09:00:07 UTC
Shit dude, 7am.

Heh Heh... I just can't wait to tell her how Rob likes it!

Hey, We all need to quaff it soon. Maybe after the thaw?

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peg2 January 7 2005, 22:14:24 UTC
It was nice. Just hanging out and talking.

Quaff is good. I don't think the "thaw" is mandatory though. I use to live in Bemidji Minnesota, remember?

And, as far as "How Rob Likes It." Brother you still don't have a clue to that little secret. When Amanda shared that info with you, she was smokin' CRACK. 'Cause what you believe to be the case, and the actual truth are two completely different things.

Peace my deluded brother.

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