It has come to my attention that certain person’s, whose names recycling shall be withheld, have once again spread rumors and half-truths about my happy place. And, I being one to not get caught in that torrent of masculine mediocrity and peacock strutting, believe that envious banter of another’s manhood or the discussion of ones own, add in no
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I just totally "forced" you into "a box."
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I curse you! Boogity boogity boo, may you end up with doo in your shoe!
Dem were mighty purdy wurds you dun wrote, but ma momma is one ov dem der krauts mostly. She duz gots sum injun iner and uder stuff.
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I just don't know what I'm going to do with you.
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I'm just going to switch back to ONLY drinking when I'm out of town. It's better, so when I make an ass of myself I don't have to see the witnesses again until the embarassment has worn off :D
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Look at you. Little Miss Jetsetter off to Limeyville. Wow. If I play my cards write I'll be heading to the windy city around the same time. I hope you enjoy your time in Merry 'ol England.
As far as out of town drinking goes, no need to worry about embarassment. You have way to much fun and inspire that in others to be worried about witnesses. Anyway, they'll be way to foggy visioned and hangover headached to pick you out of a line up. So I say throw back a few chilled Chardonays and forget your worries rivet, cause as I see it no ones complaining.
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Enjoy your time in Chicago and if you ever end up near my end of the country, let me know. I've got a couch with your name on it- for at least a week or so.
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Just kidding.
But really, I didn't add you for your penis.
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*sniff* I'm so ashamed.
Really though, Jay thinks about other peoples hoohas more than anyone I know. It's one of those quirks that, for as long as I've known him, I still get disturbed by.
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Thanks for stopping by my humble abode.
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Heh Heh... I just can't wait to tell her how Rob likes it!
Hey, We all need to quaff it soon. Maybe after the thaw?
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Quaff is good. I don't think the "thaw" is mandatory though. I use to live in Bemidji Minnesota, remember?
And, as far as "How Rob Likes It." Brother you still don't have a clue to that little secret. When Amanda shared that info with you, she was smokin' CRACK. 'Cause what you believe to be the case, and the actual truth are two completely different things.
Peace my deluded brother.
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