i had to do it. it was calling to me...

[pegasus2516]

if you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me

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[fedoradragon]

remember that time i challenged you to a race around the world? i'm still bitter you won.

[waterluparadise]

We once went to Massage Therapy School together and hooked up with the instructor.. together.. Then we found out he had a club foot and a hump he hid really well. And we felt bad for him. But, uh, a girl's gotta have standards. And don't mention that little thing about my tail to anyone, ok?

[blackmidnite7]

Remember that time we hi-jacked a plane and flew it until we ran out of gas? We ended up landing on this island in the middle of the pacific and got a really nice tan and drank all the plane's alcohol before the rescue boat came for us. The best part was sitting in that Fiji jail for 2 days-drunk the whole time. Then that damn US Marshall came and picked us up and ruined our vacation. He was such a downer

[wildncrz22]

Remember that time we drove down to mexico just to buy some cheap sex? Wow, that was good, until we got arrested because of indecent exposure. Whatever did happened in that foutain, anyway?