1. Something purple within 5 feet of you:
The closest thing is my Batman poster.
2. The sexiest item of clothing you own:
Uh... I don't know? I like the dress I wore to Jake's formal this year.
3. Your nails were last painted:
Red. For Jake's formal.
4. The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave?
Peeps.
5. How much Japanese do you know?
Anything I may have picked up from Kill Bill. Oh, and I can also sing "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" in Japanese, thanks to Sherri Lewis.
6. Do you look good in yellow?
I was just talking to Alison about this. I don't remember what we decided.
7. Do you sing?
In the car, like it's my job.
8. Ever danced naked in front of a crowd?
That'd be a no.
9. Do you spit?
No.
10. Is your hair long enough to chew on?
No.
11. Least favorite color?
Peach or certain teals/aquas.
12. Ever had Dippin' Dots?
OH yeah. Ice cream of the future, man.
13. Ever played an instrument?
The keyboard, for about a day.
14. Ever had a H2O massage?
What? I guess not...
15. Do you believe in Big Foot?
Couldn't be a man in a gorilla suit, no fuckin' way now you know he's real...
16. Ever been to a palm reader:
No. Aura reader, yes.
17. Last Pez Dispenser you bought:
Aw, I don't remember. How sad.
18. Have you had sex in your current car?
No.
19. Did you have a good weekend?
Not especially amazing. Thank god for Alison and Bradley, though.
20. What are you thinking about right now?
"Oh happy day! My wheelchair's gone away!"
21. Have you ever had a black eye?
No, although Alison made me look like I had, with makeup. ;)
22. How is today going for you?
Pretty standard.
23. Any plans for tonight?
Yeah. Simpsons and sleep.
24. Ever photograph something that was dead?
Hmm. That's a really cool question. But I can't think of anything. :(
25. Ever given someone a Full-Body oil massage?
No.
26. Do you find Smurfette sexy?
No.
27. Current disappointment:
Christmas.
28. Do you have an air freshener in your car?
No.
29. Do you have plants in your room?
No.
30. Do you like kittens?
Kittens, yes. Cats, not really.
31. If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
Mint iced tea from Uno.
32. Last piece of mail opened:
Cable bill. Weeeee.
33. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My back.
34. What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
Wow. Ummmmmm... Chicago, in February?
35. Last alcoholic drink you had?
Again, wow. OH! Champagne at the new business celebration at WonderGroup... like a month ago.
36. If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?
Dude, no. I'm not going to go find their grave.
37. What were you doing at 9 pm last night?
Watching The Punisher with Brad and Alison, I think.
38. What's your favorite Starbucks drink?
Ice water.
39. Do you exercise as much as you should?
This seems to be a loaded question. I'll go with no.